That line still makes me laugh, even now, even in just its written form.

I promise you, if you hand me a billion dollars, you would never hear from me again.

The one exception is if I get a student loan forgiveness nonprofit started, but I don’t even want credit. I just want to keep young people betting on their futures from winding up like me.

“decimated two-thirds of the company’s value”

Sigh, another one of you with the incel commentary. No, misogyny isn’t just the purview of guys who are not getting laid. It’s out there! Everywhere! Conventional pop-feminism loves it too!

They aren’t incels. They are regular men who are having sex and have relationships. Misogyny is for the sexually active too!

I don’t see what’s so bad about the name Kyle Smith, though.

I had a racist Trump voting coworker that loved the WNBA because in his words they had good fundamentals and there was much less showboating.

On the other hand, Ginger Gaetz is a smashing name.

I wish I could figure out what the fuck you’re talking about.

I find this confusing, because I thought the Pick Me archetypes are the girls who make these videos. Like the first video is a Pick Me girl making fun of “girly girls”.

Of course men care. What planet do you live on? All this nonsense is men driving what women should look like and how they should behave in order to be the “perfect woman.” Have you never once read the comment from men on literally anything that a woman posts on social media?

You’re making a distinction that doesn’t really matter. Traditional Wife. Cool Girl. Pick Me Girl. Anti-Pick-Me Girl. Mommy type. Career Girl. Girl Boss. Party Girl.

There is no anti pick me. These are all just regular pick-me types, the common theme being, “hey guys! I’m not like those other girls! Look at me!”

Fuck. The internet is so exhausting sometimes...

As someone else already pointed out, she’s essentially asking:

Kind of a tangential thing, but I never really wish I was a kid again. I didn’t have a crappy childhood or anything, it was just kinda boring. There’s a lot you can only really appreciate when you’re an adult. People act like simpler life is always better, but sometimes it really means duller.

Maybe he expected the restaurant to just comp everyone?

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Plenty of action on the supply side, but um, when are we going to see any of the people on the demand side arrested?

No no no no no. No fucking eugenics as part of the criminal justice system, for any reason, ever.
1) we don’t fight for bodily autonomy with assaults on bodily autonomy
2) you have to know a policy like this would be applied to marginalized people unevenly.