My dad was the same with women’s soccer. He hated the way men played, and I don’t think he even knew he liked the game until he watched women play it. He was less delicate about it though - “they don’t take the piss.”

“Jack Yearwood had two daughters: That Yearwood name is Trisha.”

Wait, so they’re saying it’s weird to be hung up on what other people have in their pants?

The original article is satirical though, right? Because this,

I wonder if Phil Collins can get in now. I’m just picturing him standing at the entrance, saying, “do you know who my daughter is?”

Dude got Fox to buy his soul for well over book value and all he can think of to do is sit in his crappy pool room and be another racist YouTuber. Fuck me dead, money is wasted on the rich.

I don’t get the impression that many people are mad that women can’t have children in their seventies. I think it’s more that it’s unfair to kids to have parents who will age (or die) such that it will deny the child a loving and present parent.

The one that always gets me is how many women buy all their husband’s clothes for them.

I’m not American, so please excuse my ignorance on this, but are US high school locker rooms really like this? I mean, is it normal for kids to shower in front of each other and walk around in their underwear?

I wonder if Joe realises how fucking old he sounds when he says ‘everything keeps changing and it scares me’.

Australians under 50 definitely do not care and would very much like to be excluded from the Commonwealth. 

So many of these stories are American, I wasn’t ready for one so close to home. Creepy dude + my raging claustrophobia made this a well unsettling story. Thanks and I’m glad you’re alive.

I have questions.

Design notwithstanding, it's actually a pretty well executed tattoo. You can recognise Celine, which I'm sure she's thrilled about. 

He’s nineteen. I keep thinking, my god he’s so young, what could he even bring to public service? Then I remember Mhairi Black, who is a fucking legend and gave her maiden speech in the Scottish Parliament at just 20. Young people (because he’s not a child, but he is very young) have so much they can offer, but that’s…

Yeah this is clearly trolling, right? I don't see what else it could be.

Yeah if anything this seems more like a class or generational thing than a race thing. My very white aunties had a million dresses just like the ones in that video and they were just old lady nighties that they could wear while they watered the pot plants. I know I’m also too old for this trend because I can’t imagine…

When I was in year 4, I started going to an all girls Catholic school. Up to then I had only been to public schools and had no religious background. So, when we started learning about human reproduction (health class) and the virgin birth (religion class) in the same week, I had what I thought were some pretty obvious…

I’m trying really hard to have sympathy for this woman because I think what she achieved is amazing, but I feel like she missed a lot of chances.

I’m not against this, but I think you’d quickly find that you’d lose a lot of winners and in some cases entire categories, depending on the year.