This exact thing has been driving me crazy for weeks! I would also really love a clearer explanation of the exemptions. There is literally a show on TV here called The Masked Singer where people do entire songs and dance routines in masks like some kind of Furry Idol, but Karen can’t wear a simple mask to wander…

In fairness to the school, I don't think they only cleaned the school. They also suspended the student who published the photo. 

I’m not that confident with maths, but isn’t an increase of 27 from 14 more like a 92% increase? How is the 286% calculated?

Come on mate, think it through. Which is worse, the risk of a fatal cardiovascular virus, or the risk that (white) dudes might feel slightly inconvenienced?

I have to admit, this video mostly made me want to drive that car. 

I wondered if he was a relative! Makes me like him even more. I'd love to see someone call Morrison on his bullshit, and Swan seems to really understand the concept of a follow up question.

“It is what it is”. His heart is stone fucking cold.

I watched the whole thing, twice*. Swan did amazingly well. As an Aussie, I wish he’d come home and give Scott Morrison the same treatment. Trump really leans into that whole, ‘repeat the lie until it becomes the truth’ tactic.

I really feel like I’m the target audience for this stuff but it leaves me cold. Looks amazing, cast is amazing, tastily over the top dialogue, but I always find Murphy’s shows dull as hell. How do you make an entire TV show look unreasonably pleased with itself?

Slightly jarring to read a person who protected the abuser of literally hundreds of children described as a ‘first time offender’.

The more I learn about the US as you all go through this crisis, the more it seems like the poor country with the most millionaires.

I want to send that map of Australia to all my Tasmanian friends, just to hear them mutter about Americans.

Yeah, kids will absolutely die. Even healthy kids, but children have pre-existing conditions too. It blows my mind that anyone can justify purposely setting children up to get sick with a disease, let alone one that we still barely understand, let alone one that we now know can cause lifelong health problems, let…

Thank you! You have to isolate until you get your results! A team member at one of the stores I service tested positive a few weeks ago and found out at the END of a shift. Why the hell were they at work? In Australia it’s a max one day turnaround on results so they would have only missed that one shift if they were…

I work in Facilities for a major retail chain and this happened to one of the stores in my region... last week. Customer toilet was in use, so a customer decided to go into the staff area, into the men’s toilet, which was also in use. So he shat in the urinal. And also, just for good measure, in the bin.

Palin's problem was not her lack of fame. It was that she was a fucking wackjob.

I’m the opposite - love love love playing with my nephew and my mates’ kids, but wouldn’t even consider having any of my own.

I live in Australia and Victoria is currently deep in a nasty second wave of Covid. They’ve just mandated mask wearing and the usual cast of batshit morons has come out to make a fuss. What gets me is that a primary objection is that they make it difficult to breathe. Apart from the fact that Covid makes it even…

My friend is going through this exact thing at the moment. Her husband was at her for kids before they even married, and she was not as keen*. He made no allowances while she was pregnant but she assumed he would be hands on with the baby. She figured that once they had a child her biggest problem would be him taking…

Yikes. Yeah, if she still thinks that's funny I don't want to know.