I feel the same way about Kate McKinnon. I'm sure she probably has some bad takes of her own, and I'm grateful to her that I never have to hear them. She has no social media that I know of, and I can enjoy her goofy ass in peace.

I thought you were serious about this until I got to the ‘unstoppable market synergy’ of boomers and hipsters. The two groups most likely to want other people's kids running around while they watch a movie with no real humans in it, and a kilometre walk to the bathroom. And to wait a good six months between drive-in…

Every take in this is a bad take. 

I completely and absolutely agree with you, but in the spirit of the article, could I at least have a couple of Joy Hesters for my study?

Right? If I won’t even add you on FB, why the hell would I voluntarily spend leisure time in your presence?

My dad took this test a few years ago and aced it. Within six months he didn’t recognise his own son. There are lots of different kinds of dementia, and this test is a very basic screener. Trump could easily be morally bankrupt AND losing his faculties.

“let go of the past”

This comment is the only reason that I went back and read the sex scenes. Now I'm mad at both of us.

Her response to this has been flawless at every turn.

I read last night that the US govt has paid $1.95 billion for enough of the vaccine to serve the entire country for free. Which is great, except taxpayers have already contributed around $10 billion to vaccine research. Taking the money, producing nothing, and blaming the Chinese would really be the perfect Trump…

He looks like Evil Donny Osmond.

“People should stay in their cultural lanes and within their national borders.”

I’m pretty sure she called her a feckless cunt.

Nicole Kidman has a daughter named Sunday Rose, which, I'm sorry, but all I hear is Sunday Roast. Especially when I'm hungry.

“Psychedelics—including mushrooms and ketamine—have been found to improve users’ mindsets, and in some cases, vanquish depression altogether.”

First of all, dude, “I simply cannot understate how epic the meltdown on WitchTok was this weekend.”

“I realize that’s our own stuff and not necessarily their burden”

Saw it described as the Happiest Plague on Earth.

My best friend brought her three month old son over on Friday night, and was trying to make a sweet little video of him being milk drunk after breastfeeding. Courtesy of my tipsy ass, the soundtrack of the video is me making fun of her by yelling “look everyone, I made this with my boobs!”

I have this problem with white dudes and I’m white as well. I have done it in real life as well, not just with actors. I’m fine with women, but white guys honestly make me wonder sometimes if I have lowkey face blindness.