Not the point, I know, but that is a hell of a text message. The 'loveth' at the end really tops it off, but damn. Whatever his other personal flaws are, he must be exhausting as hell.

I think they go nicely with her regrowth.

“I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election, if I win.”

It’s not so much the old man who can't find the light switch that worries me, so much as all his batshit supporters looking for a reason to start shooting people.

I feel like 3 or 4 is a lot by most standards. Most of his non-TV time is probably spent figuring out how to get out of the presidency without an indictment. I wonder if Vlad promised him a gold trimmed dacha for his service.

I agree tbh. I think his hatred of the job is still massively outweighed by his terror of prosecution. Even his addled brain must be aware that every state prosecutor with skin in the game will be gunning for him the second he’s no longer POTUS.

Be easier to have a health emergency that means he can step down without the threat of electoral defeat, AND get a jump start on avoiding prison time.

Like, of course it wasn’t the original name. White people really live in the moment. Especially colonisers. That way everything can be either ‘a part of our history’ or ‘that happened ages ago’ based purely on a racist whim.

Couldn’t he have just... looked at the trees? Trees are nice.

This was my aunty’s bureau, and I love using it. Looks cramped but actually works better than all the other desks and configurations I’ve tested in the last five months. Not pictured: two needy dogs and two chill af cats.

I feel torn about this, because these people are so often dying alone, and televising such ill and vulnerable people feels ghoulish... but I have wondered if it would help? There have been no new cases for some time where I am, but a neighbouring state is in the midst of a nasty second wave. And some people are still…

“Given his family’s background, he certainly didn’t need to become an actor, so he must genuinely love the craft.”

This is pretty much what happened with my father. I knew he wasn’t right and took him to his GP of many years, who administered a test much like what Trump ‘aced’. Dad absolutely nailed it as well, and I’m sure his GP thought I had some ulterior motive for seeking a diagnosis. Less than a year later, Dad was in a high…

It sounds a lot like the ‘mini mental’ pre-screening test for dementia. For what it’s worth, my father took it in February of 2017 and aced it too. By December 2017 he was living in the dementia ward of a nursing home.

It is magnanimous of them to try to steal from this woman and then graciously not ask that she pay them as well.

This is patently some white bullshit, but why did they choose to name themselves Lady Antebellum if they didn’t understand what it meant? They want everyone to accept that they’re not racist, just stupid, when they’re clearly both racist and stupid.

There is NO union?!

Fualaau is only a few years older than me, and I remember seeing his wedding to his abuser covered on Entertainment Tonight when I was in high school. ET did the whole, here's MK choosing her dress, here's the happy couple. It was horrible and bizarre. I was appalled even then that anyone thought that was reasonable,…

How strong is the teachers' union in the US, because now seems like the time for a strike. 

The "have a beer with" line always gets me. I don't want any of the people I drink beer with running a country.