This whole concept sounds like, Jeffrey Katzenberg, who is pushing 70, was like, well everybody knows young people are stupid and can’t concentrate, so how can I monetise that?

If I had that kind of money I wouldn’t work AT ALL. She clearly gets off on that Red Table wank as much as actual acting.

I have no particular allegiance to Kanye, but I feel a bit sorry for him in this one context. He gives every indication of having unaddressed mental health issues and he’s either encouraged or mocked. Neither benefits anyone, including him. I know there are plenty of people in more dire need of help, but putting shit…

I feel like that Boy London brand still has the lead on “hold the fuck up is that a Nazi eagle?” apparel branding. By a hair.

I kind of don’t even know what to say to that. Testing positive and then having a party is the kind of decision where your parents really should have stepped in. I hope no one gets sick.

This reads a bit like that time I got drunk with my brother and we watched a heap of those zefrank True Facts animal videos on YouTube. 

A guillotine in Jeff Bezos’s front yard? I. Love. This.

I’m happily childless and I think about it too. And then I think of my father, who married a woman fourteen years his junior and had four kids, three of them girls, starting in his forties. He always assumed he’d be guaranteed a live-in nurse til the end.

But is it pronounced Teffen or Teeven?

Imagine going to a party in the middle of a plague in the country with the most cases of said plague, knowing that this increases your risk of catching aforementioned plague, and then getting mad that you weren’t IMMEDIATELY warned that you were exposed to the fucking plague.

I come from a family of fiveheads, and even I find Jojo's hairline stressful to behold. 

“the only way she can eat fajitas" is fucking funny. We've all been on edge, let yourself enjoy this.

So they went to the trouble of writing a whole episode about the well known fact that “there is NEVER an OK time to do blackface, it’s always racist” and used that as a time to do blackface?

I have to say, it is Knocking Me Out how many shows are having to do this. I never watched a lot of them, including The Office, but looking back there have been several occasions where I’ve found myself thinking, ‘wait, so if it’s satire it’s okay or something...?’. It’s a very strange and specific kind of gaslighting.…

I noticed the 'personal responsibility' drop in as well, and it's doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence. I took it as his way of saying, no matter what happens, this is your problem, not ours. Don't worry, Republicans, the government is not here to help.

Yeah, I just got my period last night, and this story actually made me appreciate it.

Have you seen the comments? She has fans. It's weird as hell. 

Bizarrely, this actually made me remember Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, which was written when you didn't even have to be rich for your coercive abuse to be romanticised. Just have six brothers with dance training. Even as a little kid, I remember being really unclear about what made the whole "kidnapping terrified…

He went through all that physical and emotional trauma, and still doesn’t understand that healthcare shouldn’t be market-driven AT ALL. He’s also a 24 year old motivational speaker (and real estate investor, which means his parents bought him a house). I’m betting he doesn’t understand a lot of things.