He probably had to cut out most of it when he found out Alito already used the "dictionary definition" filler trick.

Honestly the Orman quote is... is it some kind of joke I don’t get?

To the people saying that can’t be an eleven year old’s handwriting: you’re right, Saint West is four years old. That is classic kindy teacher handwriting. And I don’t think I’ve ever read anything sadder than a four year old thinking his mother likes ‘leaving him alone’. Saint may not be shading KKW but I bet his kind…

I agree with you, but I also hope that I will never have to say his name out loud. Judging by that music video, I’m on track.

I cannot handle mice, babies or not. I was living with my brother and dad a few years ago and my brother had been at me for a while to get a cat. I wasn’t keen until one day I turned around in my bedroom and saw a mouse staring at me from the arm of my little couch. It froze. I froze. Then it dove back behind the…

I was stung by a European wasp when I was under two, before the age you’re supposed to have real memories. I swear to god it hurt me so bad I can even remember what I was wearing.

Do you troll the comments because you're lonely?

Historically? No. But I submit that we're ready to move on from placating them to ignoring them.

I agree with your point but damn, if you have a problem with poor sentence construction then you are not going to enjoy the Harry Potter books.

The toilet obsession baffles me because as you point out, there’s nothing to prevent a determined person going into the ‘wrong’ one anyway. And second, what about unisex bathrooms? Like the kind that everyone has in their HOUSE? Which is coincidentally also where the person most likely to sexually assualt you will be?

My friend is teaching me how to cross stitch!

I do not understand rich people. If I was that rich, and fucked up like that, I would take my smack on the wrist and then you would never hear from me again. Where is the joy in continuing to have your whole life examined, especially once everyone KNOWS you’re an asshole?

That background was actually worse than I expected.

I’m in my mid-thirties and I’m almost certain I can remember a time when the phrase “fuck racists” would have been an eye-rollingly empty sentiment because... obviously? Of course? Fucking duh? And now it’s enough to put a film star’s career in jeopardy? What the actual fuck?

I haven’t heard the podcast but I highly, highly recommend the book Blitzed by Norman Ohler. It’s all about the raging drug habits of Hitler and most of his henchmen, not to mention the liberal use of meth to keep infantry troops moving. It’s absolutely insane and completely fascinating.

I’m so fascinated by this as an insult because the unwelcome image it conjures requires Michele to do something so undignified. It also occurs to me that the only time I’ve given or received similar threats, it’s been as an obvious, over the top joke between me and people I know well*. What kind of weirdo actually…

He whined about the illegitimacy of the election he WON. I have zero confidence he’ll concede even if he loses in a landslide. I don't have much confidence that he'll lose, either, tbh.

A week? That’s time for like nine scandals. Besides why tf would Americans care that much? I live in a Commonwealth country and I swear 98% of my royal coverage comes from the World’s Loudest Republic.

The real takeaway here is that Stockard Channing as Rizzo is far and away the best thing in this movie. And that black ensemble she wears during the 'Summer Nights' number is a whole look.

This dude is amazing. They’re not stifling anything. They’re giving people the OPTION of the truth when they read (some of) Trump’s bullshit. Whenever Trump (and the GOP) accuses other people of something, it’s a confession of his own sin. The dude is all projection.