Anna. Just say 'selfie'.

So, all the symptoms? Quick follow up, what is ‘redistribution of mentals'?

There is a conspiracy theory that Covid is a setup to force everyone to get ‘vaccinations’ that are actually injecting a tracking chip. So, yeah. I don’t even know what to do with that.

My cousin is a governess on a sheep station. She’s also a qualified, registered school teacher, and is paid accordingly. I doubt the Fox Blondes want to pay for that level of training and expertise.

Not as much as they hate paying a living wage.

Oh baby, this looks baaaaad. Like, bad enough to be entertainingly bad.

They literally do not care. Capitalism is blindingly short sighted. They assume that this will kill only people they consider utterly replaceable, and the subsequent economic collapse and general desperation will remove any remnant of negotiating power that the working class may have had. They don't care whose…

“somehow not attractive accent (how is this possible, he is Australian??)“

For anyone who’s interested, Dolly Parton is also doing weekly children’s book readings. I have hated being read to since I was a child, but Dolly is a goddamn delight.

What do American dentists have against realistic looking teeth?

I’m sure this is a really good movie, but I just don't think we need any more films about rich white people being sad.

Shout out to Reynolds for having handwriting that is both aesthetically pleasing and intermittently unreadable. 

The headline though. Why does the king of corny fuckbois have the exact, hideous house you’d expect of the king of corny fuckbois?

Damn, quarantine has hit you like a train, huh.

I’m so glad someone stopped by to make this clear for everyone. Scotty from Marketing and his mates are straight up elitist, conservative trash and enacting policy that helps regular Australians is KILLING THEM. He genuinely said at a recent press conference “it’s probably fair to say that there’s been the type of…

I hope Star paid you upfront for this.

That is a genius solution and makes complete and total sense. My brother actually wanted to get one of those bidet/toilet seat combos last year and I balked at the price. It’s now really hard to buy toilet paper where I live so that would actually have solved two ridiculous problems.

I didn’t make phone calls, but I do remember being about five years old in 1991 and seeing the number 1991 in big print on the front of the phone book. I assumed it was some kind of main phone number and thought that making it palindromic was a good idea because it would be easy for everyone to remember. When we got a…

Sorry, that’s not the Devil that gets you through the toilet at night, that’s a witch and she has long clawlike fingers and sharp nails to pull you down the drain and eat you. At least that was my belief as a child.

My mother is staying with my brother and me for a few weeks, which has been a challenge for a number of reasons, but an upside is that while I’m wfh full time and my brother is trying to study and work, retiree Mum happily cooks for us. If anything I’m less adult than I was when this started. Also she habitually cooks…