So I guess Ivanka fell for him because the verbose nonsensical rambling reminds her of Dad? Sorry, the BEST nonsensical rambling.

I try not to drink every day, but lately I’ve allowed myself the odd Jack’s and Coke during the week. This shit is stressful!

If he’s 80+, this is not his first rodeo. I had an uncle that I never saw without a whiskey and soda in hand and he made it 80+ no sweat. Some alcoholics just be like that. Let the dude have a drink or five.

Damn my country is flawed af but I’m glad my government imposed further restrictions on gun and ammunition sales in response to Covid. That is scary.

It also doesn’t count people who died before being diagnosed.

I guess the downside of running a con in the middle of a pandemic is that a heap of people have nothing better to do than research your obvious con.

I think it's possible to have empathy for people while still realising that they can't have what they want. Everyone is dealing with some trauma as a result of the pandemic. That doesn't mean they deserve treatment ahead of critically ill people.

I just started rewatching SVU and I couldn’t believe what a dickhead Stabler is. I’m so glad he left.

This is why you need a union.

One of the women in my office is supposed to start her five week honeymoon in Greece at the start of May. She is freaking out.

I feel badly for Tom Hanks and his wife, but damn. A Baz Luhrmann movie about Elvis? Hasn’t 2020 already been strange and stressful enough?

You can get tested pretty easily in Australia. In my state they've implemented the drive through testing that worked in SK.

Dude, just watch Bride & Prejudice. The Australian version is still going, so you’ll get bigots AND fun accents.

I don’t have a problem with the fact that he called out an idiot. I’m more concerned that he can’t complete a coherent sentence. Dude has obvious cognitive decline. If it was later in the day maybe he really would have decked the guy. He’s obviously preferable to Trump, but his presidency will still be a complete…

Naomi is not right about this. Medical experts have consistently said there’s no point wearing a mask unless you’re already ill and are trying to stop it spreading to others. The virus is spread via direct contact, not surfaces.

I get what you’re saying, but I have a shoeless house from preference because I just don’t like shoes. We don’t ask people to take their shoes off, but I find that most do. I like that people are either polite enough to take their cue from the pile of shoes by the door, or comfortable enough in my home to take their…

In Australia we call those bedsocks. I never wear them anymore because I generally don’t like anything on my feet if I have the option, but my Mum knitted all us kids our own bedsocks when I was little. They are indeed cosy af.

Grimes describing her hotdog and butter diet

Feel like it’s really on the boys at that school to back their female cohort by all going to prom in appropriately modest formal gowns as well.

But you wash them again after, right?