It is absolutely not a thing, and the mysterious logic of it is going to bother me for days.

Wait, what? She washed her hands before, and NOT after?

I’ve worked in retail, so I’ve seen customers do plenty of novel things with their bodily fluids, but the staff are usually okay.

For real, I’ve worked in retail all my life until about six months ago. We’re getting advice to work from home, not handle cash, etc. How exactly does a cashier work from home and avoid cash handling? What happens when all the faceless people you’re used to ignoring while they do work you think you’re to good for,…

Numpty-four percent of rape allegations are made up. Eleventy-one percent of people know that.

I don’t see the appeal of this guy either, but I can say that every time I see him smile, all I see is Troy McClure. Which I guess is another way of saying he sets off my creep meter as well.

Some of these looks could be really cool if any of the pieces of clothing actually fit properly. 

I don’t know much about this dude, but didn’t he buy his mother that house? Casting ‘bought his mum a house and then tricked out the lower floor for himself so they could have their own spaces but still support each other’ as just ‘lives in his mother’s basement’ seems a bit unnecessary.

I find eating with fingers disgusting in general, but finger licking is the yuck icing on the gross cake. Flabbergasted that someone thought this was cute or relatable content to put on social media.

I guess the great thing about the Queen never expressing direct opinions is that you can project your own opinions and values right onto her.

I know none of their arguments really make sense, but I’m interested to know what they say about the 27% of people who, by Berning’s own estimation, are NOT getting abortions because they’re broke. This seems like a recognition that a not-insignificant proportion of people get abortions for their own reasons,…

“she’s a rich woman with a lot of property and a very busy schedule”

I mean it was my birthday, but it was probably worse for my dad and sister. When I turned ten, I had a sleepover with about eight of my friends. My dad had to wrangle me, a heap of strange nine year olds AND my two younger sisters. My youngest sister, Nina*, was about three and a half. Dad got the party kids home to…

Really? I would have thought Marilyn Monroe was the template for Sexy Baby Voice.

That along with Kim’s whole thing about body makeup that ‘won’t wash off’ of your hands unless you, you know, use soap, is starting to make me think this whole family are happy just chilling in their own filth.

Call me a drunk, but if she doesn't drink, why does she need a hangover cure?

Frankly, even if he DOES need the walker, and have chest pains, and is going blind, so what? Bad people get old, too. Exactly what level of physical ill health should exempt you from responsibility for sex crimes?

I don’t think Harry owes that family of weirdos much, but I do find it weird that his career aspirations appear to be, “leave royal family to make an independent living using his skills as... a member of the royal family”.

It’s because of you that I now know that Paxton & Whitfield is the Queen's cheese. Their cheddar does look good.

This is beside the point, but why did you have to wait an hour to get off the plane?