I started going grey in my twenties and dyed my hair various shades all the way through. I have greys showing up all over, but I have a solid grey streak right on my hairline, so the second I had regrowth it was always obvious. When I hit thirty I decided, fuck spending my free time on this, shaved my head and haven’t…

I honestly assumed Fonda's grey style above was a wig. As I do with all of Beyonce's blonde hair styles. Why would you put your hair through that if you don't need to?

You are gonna flip when you see the kind of necklaces Catholics wear.

That’s not what irony is.

Lol at all the people valiantly defending this fucker. “7%, of anyone’s net worth is still a lot, you guys!”. First of all, pull your fucking heads in. Second, his net worth is not comparable with anyone else’s net worth. I’ll spare you the millions of years it would take any of you “what have you done lately”…

I wouldn't worry too much about that. Every time I see the Kushners together, I find myself trying to figure out who's bearding for whom.

I think I was pretty clear with the “for myself, personally”, and my unequivocal support for people who willingly bear children. But I assume you got that already.

I’m like this. Intellectually I understand that getting married and having children are happy things, and I’m happy for people who have them. But for myself, personally, it’s just making an unnecessary and hard-to-change decision, and then following it up with a completely irreversible decision. Again, I like kids, I…

We thought we hit rock bottom, then Curtis Hill knocked from below.

The divine moral argument of the Catholic church turns out to be, “but did you die tho?”.

Kristen is a straight up mystery to me. I don't think I've ever seen her do something funny.

I saw Crocs the first time at a Womad festival in my city, being worn by some weekend hippies. I clearly remember thinking, they are hideous, they’ll never catch on.

It’s always fascinating to watch Americans passionately debate which is superior out of all your objectively terrible food options.

Look at that fucker with his fucking walker. What a fucking fuck.

And the answer is always “never, because my greed is more important to me than other people’s humanity. I believe that this makes me a rational adult”.

Wait, so this baby is only like eight months old? I’m pretty sure you can’t pick a person’s dominant hand that early.

“Picnic at Hanging Rock scene-for-scene but set at a present-day Montana wellness retreat”.

So what I’m getting from this is that you never actually had to wear a school uniform featuring a tartan skirt, but it sure does look fun in movies. Dude, grow up.

Mate. There is no power move in queueing up to drink your own Bud Light. I guess Bud Light paid him to BYO his esky of bad beer. It’s still a pretty lame attempt at stealth spon.