There’s no argument there, but you go ahead and get mad if you want.

I think it was more like three weeks. Besides, to me, returning to work two days after a heart attack wouldn’t indicate excellent health as much as it would terrible judgement.

Yeah I’m not heaps shocked that a woman who spent her entire professional and public life getting fucked over by sexism is a little sensitive to sexism. Especially in the man who lost to her last time she applied for a job, where she got told she was too old and too generally heinous, and now he’s having another crack.…

She drank gravy??

Honestly I'm just disappointed that more people haven't gone, "well if they can quit, they can be fired". None of these people are necessary and 'working royal' is a contradiction in terms. 

It does have a real Ministry of Truth vibe about it.

All bras. Every bra. The entirety of brassieredom, ever. The only thing worse than bras is tits*.

“Andrew Yang’s campaign made a rookie mistake and through their own incompetence failed to qualify for the ballot in Ohio, and is now launching a write-in campaign in the state.”

I couldn't even look at the cover image with my glasses on.

They kept the school open on polling day?? Wtf?

This is so ugly that it’s making me angry. But this,

I swear to god when I he was talking I thought he’d got confused halfway through and started describing how he’d prosecute Trump for racketeering.

Don’t know why you’d think the country that gave the world Rupert Murdoch, inspired apartheid and is literally on fire is some kind of dumpster fire. But yes, it very much is. Our leaders have a knack for looking around at the social/environmental/whatever progress other countries are making and then just going,…

I’ve never used a vibrator but I’m fascinated by the idea that you could customise your orgasm. Could you make it so there’s a setting for ‘I’m not really horny, I’m just trying to get to sleep’?

My Dad has dementia and yesterday, while a nurse was trying to weigh him, he punched her in the groin. Two years ago, while he still lived with me, he accused me of trying to kill him and threatened to break all the windows in the house. That was hard for me, but I can’t even comprehend how terrifying his life must…

I have two questions. One, was the gagging intentional? Because if so, I will have further questions, like, why?

I just yelled at my Mum. She’s been staying with me for a month and she is now officially driving me crazy. I’m not good at having people in my house for long periods under the best conditions, but my super-complicated relationship with my mother was not meant for these tests. She wants to rearrange my whole house.…

Selfish assholes covering themselves at the expense of vulnerable groups is not a new thing, but that’s a particularly revolting example.

If they gave $84 million from the Pennsylvania diocese, and the diocese still fucking exists, they didn't give enough. The Catholic church is a money laundering paedophile ring.

“Donald Trump has been edited out of Home Alone 2 since 2014, actually.”