If you're a perv who likes to prey on children, the Church is a natural home. 

Appalled that they left out the best detail of that story, which is that when they told a two year old girl they had gift for her, she guessed it was a Birkin bag.

That whole section was a weird journey of Joan figuring out that some places are warm in December. 

They won't talk during a movie but they think it's okay to EAT? Hard pass.

I have no issues with Marie Kondo. My dad was a compulsive hoarder and I think getting rid of things that aren’t actually making your life better is a good thing. But I’m kind of amazed how defensive some people are about this, given that this iteration of her brand is really just a celebrity selling overpriced rubbish…

Same. I was like, that is not up to Buffy's high standards.

I read it as the stress on the first syllable, like 'bushell'. Your reading is nicer.

If I suddenly took leave of my senses and invited some children into my home to ruin some biscuits, you can bet I'd make them take their vandalised snacks with them when they left. Take your ugly, overly handled biscuits and their side serve of primary school germs home to Mum. She has to feign interest.

He was well within his rights but also,

I feel like this comments section is a good illustration of the difference between people with anxiety and people without it. Bless you chilled out bastards.

“technical problems with dancers overheating and not being able to keep the fur on. It didn’t look good”

“He thinks you really are your character from Election”.

The important thing is, does Ashley like orange chocolate?

Interesting that that list comprises a black man, a gay man and a woman.

Why is it important to separate the art from the artist?

Not gonna lie, there is a small, nasty part of me that would like him to be touched by strangers every day for the rest of his life. Not injured, just tapped on the ass or a quick shoulder rub, or a brief but unmistakable boner grinding against his hip on the train. Just small invasions, unpredictable and not worth…

I’m sitting in a quiet office staffed only with women and yet somehow I can still hear all the dudes rushing to minimise this and whine about snowflakes ruining this guy's life.

Also, he already cheated and she took him back, so what does that threat even mean? She might hit him but he knows she won’t leave. She’s physically abusive and and he’s emotionally abusive. I hope their daughter will be okay.

Has a priest ever said, "girl, you need to get a divorce"?

Imagine being so totally over your ex that you get your body permanently modified in honour of how much you don’t care about them. That is some next-level closure.