Yikes.

What is wrong with everyone? Baby Yoda is fucking creepy!

I think she can give no fucks in some areas and still be a hardass perfectionist in others. But yeah, she named a tiny baby Sir*. This is not a lowkey lady.

But he looks hilarious.

I mean, eat underripe bananas if you must, but what the hell are you doing putting them in the fridge?

I’ve seen the ad and his picture at the top of this column and I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup. I also think the fuss over this ad is stupid. I don’t think he needs to worry about being the only guy ever to be known for doing something a bit dumb and then being praised for it by his wife.

I can’t imagine any clearer way of announcing you have an eating disorder than saying you're not going to eat anything for over 3 months. No one who has a healthy relationship with food would consider that a reasonable thing to do.

I’m honestly not sure how it all works. I’m quite certain the complexity is intentional. I just have hospital cover, because when you’re over 30 you get taxed differently if you don’t have any health cover. I pay around $700/year. Full tote odds insurance with all the bells gets up around $300/month. Pensioners get…

I bet the publicist’s intern who had the idea to get the photo taken down and then reinstated didn’t even get a bonus.

The main thing I learnt from this article about a movie I'll definitely never see is that Clint Eastwood is still alive. For some reason I had him pegged as pegged out several years ago.

He honestly sounds made up. But in fairness to the dude, if your name is really Dickie Arbiter, what chance do you have of NOT becoming an interminable asshole?

You know it’s so weird, I live in Australia, where we have a slightly fucked up combo system of public and private.(Not to mention a deeply fucked up conservative government). There’s currently a ‘crisis’ in our private insurance sector because young people aren’t taking it up. They’re not getting private health…

Who the hell is supporting this dude at all? Why, how, what for? I do not get it.

I’m surprised he didn't just grin and say "that sounds like something I would do".

Yeah, I’ll admit I was a bit suss on her being so vocal about it, even though I broadly knew Scientology was dodgy as fuck. Then I actually watched her show. She’s amazing and what she’s doing is important. Scientology is evil.

Pretty sure this dude thinks blatant sexism = objective standard.

“When I come up for parole, they’re not going to hear me say that I have remorse.”

Making too much money by destroying public services and marginalising women seems like killing a bunch of birds with one conservative stone. 

I don’t trust you AT ALL, because “single digits” weather in Fahrenheit is at most MINUS TWELVE in Celsius, which I’m fairly certain would kill my warm Australian ass instantly. I need long underwear way before that. She’s coming from a warm climate. Have mercy.

Could someone please indulge my lack of reading comprehension regarding this line: