I feel like someone told her this would only be seen in Australia, so I just want to share this Kim K look with the world.

I have talked to my brother many times about how men don’t really appreciate how much more physically comfortable they are than women most of the time. Their clothes are made to fit their bodies, whereas women are expected to confine their bodies to fit their clothes. I’ve been wearing underwire bras since I was…

My official yearbook didn’t have quotes either, because Catholics are no goddamn fun. But some enterprising girls in my graduating class made their own little yearbook for the whole grad class, complete with quotes. I used my favourite line from when my religion teacher (who I gave hell because I was an atheist and…

It’s not hard to get vegan ink. Kat von D did the tat and she's vegan, so you can probably chill. But go off about the terrible tattoo they used it for.

It’s such a poorly conceived tattoo. All I can think about is the huge, random letters he’ll have all over his arms when he wears anything with longer sleeves than a t-shirt.

I didn’t realise that Guilfoyle was older than Jr. So strange that he wants to impress his younger woman-obsessed father but goes with dating a woman who's older, and is done up to look like his father's wife, who also looks weirdly like his father. The dynamics in this family are incredible.

I hate touching my food with my fingers, but I've been made fun of so much about it that I force myself to eat pizza with my fingers. Everything else, though, I avoid touching as much as possible. There are some foods I straight up won't eat because there's no way to do it neatly. I can't enjoy the food if all I'm…

I have a thing with threes. Like when I was a kid I used to split words into sets of three letters. I compulsively checked longer words to see if they were in divisible into sets of three letters. I still always notice words like that, can’t help it.

I mean, he started dating her mum when she was ten, so I’m not going to argue their familial relationship. She was an incredibly vulnerable and traumatised child. She herself puts his grooming as starting when she was still in high school, and he describes his relationship with his own wife as ‘paternal’. Facts do…

Yeah, idk if “innocent until proven guilty” really applies if you married your stepdaughter.

This is unasseptable. 

Hey, Joe, you're NOT as smart as Elizabeth Warren.

Seems about right that Barbra Streisand is better than Sharon Stone.

I think when Bette Davis Eyes came out, Bette Davis actually wrote Kim Carnes a letter thanking her for bringing her name to a younger generation. She understood the power of a bit of youth-oriented publicity. 

I just listened to Sharon Stoned, which I never would have if Stone hadn’t sued Chanel West Coast. I didn’t mind it. Sharon Stone Streisand Effected herself when she should have learnt from the Streisand reaction to the Duck Sauce song Barbra Streisand. Rookie mistake.

True. He's given over $40 billion to charity, and only kept the barest $106 billion for himself. Burn him last.

This bird has always been the family bagman. The idea that she ever had any ethical boundaries or expectation of consequences is deluded. She doesn’t care what the plebs think, and she knows their votes don’t matter. All this exchange demonstrates is that rich people’s first allegiance is to money and those who have it…

“They’re lucky to have gotten as much as they did.”

This is baffling to me. We shouldn’t raise questions about his arguably suspect death because of his victims? I get focusing on the victims, but why would that be to the exclusion of any other aspect of the case? Like for instance the sudden and violent death of a powerful abuser with knowledge of many other powerful…

I somehow got an unsolicited update on Lena Dunham the other day. She paints now. Her paintings look exactly like you think they do.