Please stop writing about this dude's dick. 

Every time I read one of those many many “freak living in the crawl space” stories, I mentally check my house for hidey holes AGAIN. I live in a bungalow, so there aren’t any, but those stories always get me the worst. Can’t handle the home invasion OR the second hand claustrophobia of living in a wall.

I’m torn because I’m glad for these women but I’m also incredibly creeped out by the dolls. Like, you go hun but go away from me.

I am not pregnant and have no intention of ever becoming pregnant. But my best friend is, and we have talked at some length lately about a particular kind of maternity dress she's looking for. The other day I was the one who got an ad for that exact kind of dress. I never searched it, just talked about it in hearing…

I saw this on RM and I was surprised that Maddow and Farrow seemed satisfied with it. It’s such an obvious way of trying to get individual, advance notice of any employee who might bring allegations. Why not just announce that everyone is released from anything in NDAs that might prevent them from reporting sexual…

This is the one thing I really miss about being a regular smoker, and the thing I haven't been able to replicate. Just five minutes, a few times a day, when you stop what you're doing and concentrate on your breathing. I've tried meditation but I can't take it seriously. Smoking made me do it without even trying.…

Right? The K/J women have generally horrible taste in men, and ‘Hotline Bling’ is like the Whiny Fuckboy anthem. Match made in publicist heaven.

What is the purpose of this, exactly? 

Someone tell me I’m not the only one who initially read this as pushed her ‘mother-in-law’, instead of ‘stepmother’ down the stairs and was like, damn, she went out for the QUEEN! for a hot second?

Because he sure as hell wasn’t going to admit to having queer friends.

I've never seen Star Wars, so for a hot second I thought this was about HitchBOT. 

I know nothing about costume design but I'm a hopeless Helen Mirren fan and I’ve already seen this series. Can confirm that even to my ignorant eyes, it looks amazing. Mirren’s costumes are all absolutely divine.

Every time I see that photo I want to straighten her dress! It makes me crazy. Putting it on every single article about her is cruel and unusual at this point.

I feel so bad for her. I’m 33 and every time I see her I just feel bad about the extra 15 years of shit she looks like she’s lived through. I hope she uses the Masked Singer money on something that helps her. It was gross that they brought her to Australia just to make fun of her*.

Breaking: Adult Siblings Don't Live in Each Other's Pockets, Occasionally Disagree.

I mean, sure, but if he only gets excited about the sentencing for crimes that can only be committed by rich people, his progressive attitude to sentencing isn’t really the issue.

Oh Christ no.

One of my sisters is with a guy who looks just like her. Not like our actual brother, just like my sister. Now that I think about it I guess that sister is the most confident of all of us, or at least the most concerned with appearances, which I know is not the same thing. I still find it really jarring when I see…

Yeah she painted a whole picture there and it was A Bummer.

You’re absolutely right. Didn't know until now, but I need an Alaska King.