It’s already been said but I’m adding my vote. Write it ALL down. Just getting it out will help you feel better. But don’t bother sending it to him. He’s not your problem any more.

What does candy corn taste like? Is it sweet?

There’s a good argument to be had in there, but “architects copy each other’s mistakes and call it’Art’” is a great burn.

My father has terrible insomnia and he used to rave about the amazing sleep drugs his sister gave him. She had a number of chronic illnesses and scripts for some intense meds. She wouldn’t tell him what they were and very rarely gave them to him, but he insisted that when she did, he slept like the dead for two full da…

I think it’s appropriate that she uses the word ‘architect’ as a verb instead of ‘build’. Because apart from the fact that it’s not even a verb, architects don’t actually build anything.

It feels more likely that they would make that deal and then Trump would renege and shit all over himself and Pence. Not that I think that this would make a successful impeachment more likely, it just seems more Trump's speed.

Trump is evil and everything is bad, but "Protecting Medicare from Socialist Destruction" is genuinely funny.

I always expect Chanel to be so chic and then I remember that Chanel No. 5 smells like a nursing home. 

I have so many questions for people who spit when they talk. But I feel asking them in writing is safer. Do you all know that you’re doing it? Can you stop? If you can control it, why don’t you? Is it uncomfortable? Does it affect how much you speak? 

There’s also the fact that Asians aren’t currently the POC targets making the news. In Australia, there is a professional racist called Pauline Hanson. Of course we elected her to the senate. She’s currently obsessed with Islamophobia because that’s what gets her the most stupid bigot votes, but I’m old enough to…

Being the person someone cheated with is never a cute story. But if you do wind up with her, at least you know up front that you're with someone who cheats.

This dude sounds like wanker tbh. Oodles are fine. There have always been puppy mills churning out whatever poor breed is fashionable. My brother has a toy schnoodle. He’s about as ridiculous as his breed name suggests but he’s a perfectly fine dog. My staffy X Kelpie rescue dog, once known as a mutt, is also fine,…

Anything that spoils a rich person's day is cool with me, but I also don't want their old furniture. Real antiques come from a period when you had people to clean all your pointless shit for you. Having lived with a hoarder, I cannot deal with pointless shit. That second house is very pretty, but staying there for any…

I loved that show! It really stuck with me. Even the sister, who was supposedly living the same life of privilege, had to tap out for her mental health because living as a single woman was so stifling. And the family still didn’t get it. I remember them getting teary at the end about being “the last Edwardians” while…

I’m def team Midwife on this. I couldn’t bring myself to care about all those rich people and I couldn’t fathom why the servants did. I watched a few episodes of DA and all I remember thinking is “I wonder if Dame Maggie Smith has realised she’s in a soapie”.

Lol my very first thought was 'cricket, you fools!'.

Do American teenagers really wear as much makeup as the girls other than Jodi wear in this movie? I felt so old watching it, going ‘why are all these children wearing so MUCH makeup??’ It was excessive even for a movie.

He definitely has no idea what she says to him in Slovenian, which is her preferred language with Barron.

“It’s like being at a party where everyone has moved on to enjoying themselves”

And David Attenborough. He's too good for us but we need him.