That’s how I read it. Crass and tasteless, definitely, but also taking a pretty clear shot at MJ and his crimes, not his victims.

So, I went to my friend’s birthday party last night. We’ve been friends for years and are very close. I love her a lot. And she has terrible taste in men. She’s particularly good at moving from one controlling, emotionally abusive man to another. Her last relationship was bad and ended fairly badly. One of the main…

Yeah, I think you’re still high. But in fairness, I can only assume that Selby was as well when he scratched out those cartoons.

I mean, technically, you have to answer for Australia, as well.

So, if you're caught out, lie, and if you're REALLY caught out, play dumb. What a gifted leader.

Just peel off the plastic?

Australia doesn’t exist without racism. It’s in the fabric of the Federation. The colonists murdered, raped, enslaved, stole children, and tried to breed out indigenous populations using eugenicist theory. The history of Australia is invasion and destruction. And the white people of Australia cannot handle taking…

“Racism & jealousy make you very stupid”

Surely that's just Matt Damon.

I think if the bride knew about it in advance and was cool with it, then go off. If it was a surprise show-steal, then I’d be mad. That’s some shit up there with assholes who propose at other people’s weddings. 

With a Sharpie. Goddamn.

All good. I’m not American and I’ve definitely never had lessons in etiquette, so I only know this rule from movies. 

It is unfathomable to me that people have learnt exactly nothing from the history of tobacco marketing. As though cigarettes weren’t marketed as perfectly safe, even an aid to health. As though the tobacco industry didn’t lie through their teeth for decades in order to continue extracting money from people, including…

Mate. Take a sec and read over what you just wrote. It’s a mess. I genuinely can’t tell if you’re serious or you’re just a troll with way too much time on his hands, so I’m going to tap out now.

As soon as he learnt about the concept of "hacking", my father was endlessly baffled and angry that hackers didn't do exactly this. He would looooove this movie.

‘customers “attempting to make a statement and test our response have entered our stores carrying weapons in a way that frightened or concerned our associates and customers”’

Never ceases to blow my mind that there are people who see gun registration and licensing as such an unreasonable measure. 

Genuine question about the "no white after Labor Day" thing. When does it tick back over to "before Labor Day"? Is it like, no white on Dec 31, but on January 1 you're good?