I just watched the first season of that and it was devastating. Scientology turned out to be even worse than I thought, which I didn't think was possible.

It was me. I'm old now, but it was me. I didn't even like fart jokes. 

That video was so bad! I can only assume it was made by/for mothers with only sons, because while I could see little boys being that badly behaved, whoever made it had apparently never even met a little girl.

I don’t have kids, but my best friend just found out she’s pregnant with her first child. I ventured into the baby clothes section of a Target for the first time in forever and, fuck me. It was genuinely difficult to find a single piece of clothing that wasn’t aggressively gendered. It was kind of disturbing.

My father had three daughters and then a son, and was rightly pissed when people made comments that suggested he “finally got what he wanted”. He was particularly appalled by his father-in-law, my grandfather, who congratulated him on “finally” getting a son. My grandfather was the father of FOUR daughters, then a…

“cite religious reasons as grounds to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, gender”

I thought long teeth were the preferred style in the US. Ivanka Trump has weirdly long fake teeth and Emily Blunt’s got noticeably longer when she got American teeth.

SAME.

It’s amazing that she’s able to sell people on the idea of constantly changing trends when she’s looked exactly the same for the last thirty years.

Try Australian Vogue. Haven't looked at it in years but last time I flipped through it was very much the Vogue bogan cousin. Bogue, if you will.

How does getting into a physical confrontation make your kids safer, though? I’m trying to imagine an insult that would make me physically retaliate. Some rando called me a ‘fucking dyke’ the other day and it didn’t occur to me to hit him. If the dude had threatened or hassled the kids, then I could see getting in his…

I love me some Mulaney. Also he's absolutely right. 

“I believed that all of my interactions and relationships were always welcomed”

I love telling people about the Emu War because they never believe me, but that shit happened and we fucking lost. 

I am not paying for any more streaming services. But I might pirate a couple episodes.

You know when you’re a bit overtired and a bit buzzed and you’re hanging with your mates having a great time, and you think, fuck, we are hilarious, like this right here should be a movie, we are so fucking clever and funny. And then you wake up the next morning with a headache and think, damn, we’re idiots. This dude…

My father has dementia and I immediately thought the exact same thing when I read about Dunaway. Her behaviour is so familiar for the reasons you mentioned. 

Wait, what the hell, are you all not required to register your guns? If you sell it privately, do you not have to register the transfer of ownership? That seems wildly irresponsible.

Oh my god, please watch that Parky excerpt. Barbara Cartland being horribly rude with a posh accent and Jackie being largely unbothered but very polite is so British I can’t stand it. Parkinson being mostly useless but afraid of one guest while he talks over the others is peak Parky as well.

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.