Mango and lemon gelati. 

Seriously. I went to a wedding recently and the bride had been working her ass off to fit into a full length bridal gown. She looked absolutely beautiful. Groom wore trousers, shirt untucked, and speed dealer sunnies through the whole ceremony. It was outside, but come on. She looked like a vision and he looked like a…

As a way of getting fruit in your diet, this ranks just below those over-priced, mostly brown bananas they have by the till in service stations.

My country doesn’t have the big summer camp tradition that the US does, so it just reads as hilarious to me that parents will send their children away for a month or two at a time, and then be like, damn, I miss my kid, if only there was a way around this. And then come up with fucking high tech surveillance methods…

Yeah I read this and was like, this is why she went on that stupid starvation diet, y'all. She's a mother of three in her mid-30s. Let the woman spread.

I like a little ASMR on a sleepless night, but mukbang grosses me out on a level with, like, scat porn. I loathe hearing or seeing people eat and I cannot imagine doing it for fun. Zero seconds. This is revolting.

When I was in first grade, there was a boy whose parents let him wear ugg boots to school EVERY SINGLE DAY. We were friends, his parents were loving, I have no clue what the fuck they were thinking. Even as a six year old bogan, I was like, dude, that’s nasty.

Yeah I have two pairs of the same black jeans, one pair of blue jeans (if I’m feeling really playful) and about twelve plain grey t-shirts. You can do anything with a base that boring, and it takes about thirty seconds to get dressed. I defy anyone to make me care about my clothes.

I don’t have strong feelings about her, although I think she writes good pop songs. I do find it weird and creepy that her last three big singles have been ‘look what you made me do’, ‘(no one will ever love you like) me’ and ‘you need to calm down’.

Wow, the conservative blue-rinse brigade have really updated their look. Abortion is anti-feminist, you say? You had me at 'tattoo'.

Wait, I’m so confused. Does Hooters not have stripping? Is it just girls in tight t-shirts or something? I thought the whole point was to see breasts. If it’s just tight t-shirts you can see that in any sports bar. Or in summer, just walking down the street. What is the draw here?

Kind of amazed that a woman with children (or any woman, really) can seriously claim that being at home doesn’t involve any work.

I think it's the other way around.

I understand being upset about this, but honestly if you'd told me it had been happening on US campuses for years, I would have believed you. It just sounds really American. After all, going from a high school that serves Pizza Hut to a college with a Target doesn't sound far-fetched. Fucked up, but not unbelievable.

Those videos of him making some ridiculous error and clumsily covering it (or not giving a fuck sand continuing to ramble) always bum me out, because they so clearly make No. Fucking. Difference.

It always weirded me out that Christian groups got mad about the magic spells in Harry Potter but never mentioned the family that made a child live in a cupboard.

That is hilarious, and bless your mum.

You make Satanic Panic sound like a lot of fun, tbh.

I had to google this and, uh, Payment on Death?? Christian music is a lot.

“as a former Baptist youth group kid who once had her entire music collection burned in a bonfire in the church parking lot”