Not to mention, what are the odds that Trump himself is a gracious loser?

I’m sorry, this is my preferred ‘one gender disappears’ fantasy.

Not to be that guy, but is it possible to be a “self-described professional” educator? Isn’t the point of being a professional in that context that you have a qualification? Which is awarded by someone other than yourself?

Racism. You can treat while people like shit and they'll love you for it, as long as they can see someone of a different colour being treated worse. That's it. That's whiteness.

Johnson is going to LOVE being an SNL target. He is impossible to embarrass. 

When we got Krispy Kreme in my country, but not in my state, people used to buy boxes of them at the airport to bring home. So my first experience of KK was slightly stale. Now they’re everywhere and the only person I know who consistently buys them is an American expat. They seem very light (and VERY sweet) but they…

Can I ask why you frequently carry a concealed weapon? Is it part of your job? I'm not from the US and we don't have anywhere near the kind of gun culture here, so I'm not really accustomed to them as an every day thing. 

It sounds like a really expensive way to get an Instagram pic. 

Also, if it’s not something she can wear to muck about about with the horses and hounds, I doubt she gives a fuck.

My parents told me that Father Christmas preferred beer with his shortbread. Dad drank the beer and mum liked the shortbread.

My dad told the curly hair one, but for some reason also told me that if I drank my milk every day, I’d grow big boobs. Sounds deeply inappropriate thinking of it as an adult, but I think he just thought that was something girls would want? Anyway it backfired on him, because I’m the eldest of three girls and puberty…

I have a cat who achieved a similar thing with me, a grown ass woman, by consistently pissing on any clothing I left on the floor. I got home trained by a fucking cat.

This isn’t really relevant, but as the child of a dementia patient, I appreciate ‘good’ dementia stories. Dementia is a fucknut of an illness, but there is the occasional weird and hilarious incident. Cheers for that.

I don't think this is about actually having the children removed. I think it's more about terrorising and humiliating poor people.

Honest to god, WHO is reading her blog?? Apart from gossip sites who report on her, are there really people sitting around like, ‘damn, I wonder what’s on Kourtney Kardashian’s mind today’??

No this is all fine, because if he does end up a doctor, what are the chances he’d ever come in contact with an unconscious woman? Or be stressed? At the same time, no less.

Legit, though, when are you guys gonna do that?

I don’t know if this counts, but I told my little brother some harmless lies in order to make babysitting easier (on both of us, I would argue). There’s nearly twelve years between us, so I had some authority over him, and as I posted elsewhere, my family has an affinity for telling children ridiculous crap just for…

My father was a bullshit artist of the highest order. He had a particular gift for spinning bullshit that sounded plausible, and yet somehow the facts you actually demanded evidence for would always turn out to be true. It was all pretty harmless and I did learn to do my own research.

My parents did the same thing with expensive dark chocolate. They didn't last as long as your mum, though. Well done.