Holy shit.

My parents told me that the ice cream truck only played music when it had run out of ice cream. It worked. I was a five year old fool.

This is true, and the election of Trump in particular has emboldened these assholes all over the world. In the last federal election, a shitty, corrupt, recently bankrupt old businessman ran with the slogan “Make Australia Great”. They’re not even trying to hide what they’re doing because why would they? Trump doesn’t…

I can’t stop wondering if Dame Judi Dench knows what furry porn is, and that she is about to appear in it.

This is a visually stunning video, but we’re going to be honest about the fact that the song itself is mediocre af, right?

I only know this woman from Jezebel, but I'm constantly amazed at her apparently limitless narcissism and so far unbreakable ability to make any conceivable topic about herself. If you can dream it, Meghan can hijack it and whine about it. It's an incredible, well, 'skill', I guess.

That’s also partly because of her lip fillers. They don't move and stretch in the same way that natural lips do, so anything more expressive than a vacant stare starts to look a bit off.

Ohhhh lordy, it looks even worse than I imagined.

I have two cats and this just made me lose my shit for a full minute.

Wells Adam sounds like he has his name on backwards.

I really hope that this is entertainingly bad and not just bad.

You mean who is singing the only good song in this weird mess?

“Cunt is unequivocally rooted in sexism.”

Well, duh. Why don't poor people just, like, get more money.

Increasingly sympathetic to Buzz Aldrin just straight up punching moon landing deniers.

Sofi. Really. That's one way to downplay the Nazi comparisons, you fucking maniacs.

I’m trying to fathom the deep arrogance that assumes that having the parents of murdered children individually perform their grief for you, in person, is a reasonable standard of proof to demand. In any context. What an unmitigated asshole.

I'm kind of impressed he can still read.

I think she's just a pom.

I realised my little sister had finally turned into a boring adult* when she told me that she had been given Ed Sheeran tickets. I got the wrong end of the stick and asked if she’d be able to get out of it. She was excited to go. We were both appalled at each other.