Yep, that stuff stays with you. I come from a family with four kids, so ‘treat’ food was always rationed and shared between four. Even now I have to consciously remind myself that I can buy junk food whenever I want, and I don’t need to hoard it or hide it in my bedroom. I’m 33 for fuck’s sake.

If you’re 93, had a good long life, know you’re on the way out, and want to get arrested, at least make yourself useful. Go full Robin Hood and fuck some bad people up. Getting arrested for fun is fucking weird. And, one white lady to another, it’s some privileged bullshit, hun.

4) if tourism to the UK is your best argument for keeping them, then what the hell does the rest of the Commonwealth need them for?

I am deeply claustrophobic and hate planes for this reason, so thanks for the nightmare fuel, Canada.

I feel the same tbh. People are so ready to put shit on this woman for dropping silly money on a baby, but I see people having massive parties for their babies all the damn time. No one-year-old is going to remember any of the over-produced, over-priced parties their suburban mums are throwing for them, but they do it…

I’m not concerned about the AIpocalypse, but I always say thank you to my Google mini when it puts Netflix on for me. 

I can't tell which of these is made up and which is really one of their names.

Is that also the reason that Joe Biden is polling better than Bernie?

Is that also the reason that Joe Biden is polling better than Bernie?

She is trash. I’d rate her about the same as Dr Phil in terms of professional integrity and skill. They should both be ashamed of themselves.

For real. I hope she's taking notes on all the really obvious ways NOT to fuck up. 

Guys, I really think maybe he’s not well.

All those racist white dudes were super polite to me, another white dude. It was a better time.

She should. Those are all good additions.

You’re right, and I’m sorry for what you’ve been through. There has to be a reasonable middle ground between wellness bullshit and unquestioning acceptance of hormone-altering drugs.

I’ll be honest, I didn't ask a heap of questions because it sounded like very much NOT my jam, but as far as I could tell, it's like skyping your psychic. Somewhere between phrenology and palm reading, and about as scientifically sound.

I’ve had Facebook invites to Skype parties like that. Who the hell wants to join in on an awkward group chat when you can drink your own wine at home without getting cornered into buying weird cosmetics?

I have a school friend who also went the Jamberry Nails route, among others. I get that living in a regional town can be lonely (her partner works in mines), but she’s really bright enough to know better. She’s an odd mix of genuinely qualified enough to run her own, real business, and constantly getting sucked into…

Whaaaaaaaat 

I invented the floordrobe and Ikea totally ripped it off. Their rug section is full of them.