That’s not sex. That's just masturbating using a person. 

The election is next year. The US military isn’t exactly into wrapping shit up that quick. He doesn’t need a winning OR a losing war, just an ongoing one.

Someone told him that wars win elections. He's going to start a war with Iran.

There are plenty of dads who disappear when the kids get sick. I got the impression this was more about his pearls of wisdom being interrupted by someone else being human for a sec.

You all are crazy. The election is nearly a year and a half away. Anything could happen before the primaries, let alone the general. The US electoral process is batshit and literal years too long.

There is just so much to love in this story. The principal who “handled LGBT students quietly”. The fact that money is number one. The new info that Sparks sees himself as a new Hemingway. Who knew you’d get this level of homophobia from someone who makes being heterosexual seem so fucking painful.

You’re right about this, except I guarantee the drunk teacher is not happy.

Oh shit! Daria was my favourite, favourite show back in the day, and Jodie was by far the smartest character on the show. I really hope this is good. Jodie deserves the best.

Most of the brides I’ve known wanted low-key weddings, and only went bigger because their fiances wanted to. I can only imagine it just be stressful to have organise* something you’re not even that keen on, while you’re the one being judged for every decision, regardless of who actually made it.

“She did make office wide changes, but a man got that started”

The nun was spreading it for Jesus?!?

The amazing part of this story is that anyone is still using asbestos!? Asbestos is no joke. My aunty is currently dying of mesothelioma, and she can’t tell when she might have been exposed to asbestos, because it takes so little to stay in your system and eventually cause cancer. My childhood home, a 1950s build,…

Didn’t she base a whole movie around a kitchen? I’m sure this was a thing because I remember wondering why no one had the balls to tell Meryl Streep’s horrible, spoilt character that her kitchen was already obscenely large and her constant whining about it was weird and gross.

I have loved (and rewatched*) this movie forever, long before I came out. It appealed to me so deeply, in ways I was too closeted to understand, and also gave me very unrealistic expectations of how easy and fun it would be to find lesbians in popular culture.

Wait, FIFTEEN seasons? Did it just finish? I thought this show ended like five or ten years ago??

This list is not remotely long enough.

I loved Barbra Streisand when I was a child, but she's just completely detached from reality now, right? What kind of fuckery is this?

A Juul is a just a brand of vape, right? Just asking because I feel like five minutes ago everyone was making fun of idiots who vaped, and now all the cool kids have Juuls. Which, fine, well played, smoking is as cool as it ever was, but it really reads like some very savvy marketing has paid off.

Hi please save any and all witty asides about this dude being closeted. There are plenty of straight-as-a-rule homophobes. Don’t dump all these disgusting people on the queer community. They don’t want to join and we don’t want them. Also, just to reiterate, it is plenty easy to be super homophobic while also being…

He can barely speak fucking English, let alone formulate a logical thought.