Colour me shocked that extreme conservatives would use pseudoscience to dehumanise and control people.

Yesssss. Like, sure, let him kill your stalker, and then get the hell out of dodge.

Yeah like she's been to her Dad's house.

My aunty told me never to wear underwear to bed at all, but that was more of a health thing.

I’m pretty sure I remember people thought Kendall Jenner was going to come out as gay when she revealed she was actually shilling pimple cream, so it makes sense she’d rechristen Pride Month as Acne Awareness Month.

I don’t know about this particular pool, but in many places in Australia it’s common to have beachside pools. Mainly because the ocean is full of deadly animals that will kill or harm you if you go swimming. Australian sea creatures are very on-brand in terms of deadliness.

That’s no kind of proof. I'm sure Kushner smirks every funeral.

That’s a very Queen-specific way of signalling that you didn't want to come.

That’s a very Queen-specific way of signalling that you didn't want to come.

That is fucking terrifying. Do they know they're being terrifying? Is their intention to be haunted-doll style terrifying?

Compared to the royal family, everyone is new money, but let’s keep in mind that Trump is not new money trash. He’s just trash. Just like many rich people, no matter the age of their wealth.

I didn't read to the end, because I don't want spoilers, but you know you called the movie Always Be My Baby at one point, right?

Pretty sure Theresa May invited him.

I dated a dude who adopted a look very similar to the Hipster Hero up there. It was the first time he’d ever had long hair and eventually I had to gently explain that long hair requires more care than a short back and sides. It just... didn’t occur to him. 

Had to scroll all the way to the last comment to see this. THANK YOU.

He doesn't understand the basics of personal grooming. Like how often to wash his hair, or how to trim a beard. Which is fine, I guess, because he also doesn't understand the basics of how to behave in public.

Ditto. Free to good home. Pristine condition, never used. Childbearing hips not included.

I’ve never had trouble with spelling, and I find accuracy helpful because oftentimes the spelling of a word can be a clue to its meaning, if not its history. That said, spelling is difficult for a lot of people, often arbitrary (especially in English, which is a fucking shitshow and I love it) and not worth getting…

Educated people with secretaries don't know about paragraph breaks and editing? 

I don’t live in the US, and my city only got a Costco a few years ago. I have been in there exactly twice, and left, slightly shellshocked, both times. It’s like, the most American thing that ever Americaed outside of America. Batshit, overwhelming, over the top, but very friendly and cheap clothes.