I remember being a kid and finding out what ‘pearl jam’ actually meant. It was the beginning of a beautiful discovery of how people are just out here being gross and naughty at every opportunity, in front of everyone. People are disgusting, language is amazing, and the combination thereof is glorious.

You know those people who are quite plain-looking, but then the more you see of them and how interesting and talented they are, the more attractive they get? Idris Elba is the opposite of that.

Thank you for mentioning Lizzo! She is a gem and a dream and should never ever have to share a recording studio with Ed Sheeran.

I was just thinking about the fact that he has X million dollars and yet chooses to wear that.

Uh. Holy shit. It’s horrifying to think that there are now actual adults who miss when he was president.

Australian here too, and I remember getting what I’m guessing was an MMR booster AT school. Like, in the classroom. Everyone lined up and got their shot. No one questioned it, because of course you get fucking vaccinated. Someone upthread made the excellent point that pretty well all of the parents making a fuss about…

Meghan McCain is the personification of the conservative addiction to victimhood.

I don't understand how they can fuck it up that badly. Surely at this point you could 3D print a model that would be closer than that. Are they making them based on low res Google image searches or something?

Fuckin pandas, man. I hate those assholes. Humans out here destroying dozens of species a day with gleeful abandon, but get all het up about saving an animal that's dying out because it can't be bothered to fuck. Fuck pandas and their fluffy, sexless asses. Save the ugly, horny animals!

The "birthday woman" 😂

Does this mean society will leave us alone?

My mother sent me that article last night. Twenty seven years of marriage and four kids later, pretty sure she felt that in her bones.

Yeah, no woman wants to have that conversation. I’m 33 and get around it by saying ‘I’m so glad I never had kids’ loudly and repeatedly. I like children, but like, not in my house. My friend, who is the exact same age, just had IVF to get pregnant. She dropped almost as much as my house deposit because she wants a…

This article is so sweet and pointless. I feel like I just wandered onto a particularly earnest Pattinson fan tumblr.

I mean, she just sounds like an old lady. This is exactly the opinion I would expect an old lady to have. No hate for that.

“In the future, streaming services will all morph into one big digital vending machine”

And he pled not guilty. Wow.

Seconded, provided it's pronounced "YoYo".

I loved Sons of Anarchy (Gemma forever!) and OITNB. Penny Dreadful was so. damn. good, but I think they got cancelled earlier than the writers expected, and the wrap-up they came up with was... not what I would have wished for. But still worth watching. Season two is even better than season one.

Not to mention he turned it into a massive self-burn by taking it as a COMPLIMENT!?