Half your age plus seven is a great rule.

I’m 33 and my brother is 21. He couldn’t understand at first why I refused point blank to even consider dating any of his friends. I was like, dude, it doesn’t matter how nice I am, there is no way that relationship could be equal. A nineteen year old is not ready to be with a 33 year old. And no 33 year old should be…

ELEVEN pages?!?

I saw from episode 4 that this was going to be bad, so I tapped out. I'm the kind of person who can turn off a murder mystery just before they name the killer, and go happily to bed. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing. The last show ending that fucked me up was the finale to Penny Dreadful, because I didn't see…

I heard this argument about Hillary Clinton. Honestly not sure if I'm more bummed they think that about women, or that they think she’d PMS AT SEVENTY YEARS OLD.

Sorry. Australian for 'redhead'.

On my phone screen you still look like a ranga.

I developed early, and so did my eating disorder. This is very much a thing.

I mean, maybe? They don't seem that wowed from what I've seen in the last couple weeks.

Or if your neighbour was arrested for murder and you were like, “it can’t be true, because he’s lived next door for years and only tried to kill me that one time”.

This has a bit of a Petit Trianon flavour to it.

“(Benioff and Weiss) decided to phone it in so that they could move on to other projects”

Her Netflix show was brilliant. And she always has amazing shoes.

I wish I was shocked. 

Right? Like, the planet's on fucking fire and we've stumbled into an Atwood novel, but you'll take my franking credits from my cold, dead hands. Jesus wept.

I expected Morrison to win but it still hurts. My brother was obsessively watching the results last night and was devastated when he realised what was happening. It’s just so stupid.

That is terrible. When my now-adult brother was at kindergarten he wanted to be a dinosaur.

That Brittany Snow show looks like a direct remake of an Australian show called ‘Sisters’. Which is totally fine, but you all know that we make our shows in English too, right? It’s weird that Americans remake English-speaking shows.

So, the Kardashian-West naming convention is that boys get religious names and girls get geographical names. Works for me. They're spelt correctly and non-gendered. I'm down.

If there was an option to mute the barber, I'd take that as well.