Seriously. I don’t have kids, so I only know of this girl from Jezebel, but her hairline gives me anxiety. You’re going to make yourself bald, child. It looks like it’s already happening, tbh. If you’ve committed to over the top hair anyway, for the love of Christ just wear a wig.

Some of them are also straight up crazy. A friend of mine had an abortion a few weeks ago, and has no regrets. Her mother, however, "would have preferred her become a meth addict" to getting an abortion. I don't see the logic there, but I suspect that's because there is none.

So leave? What does this have to do with being president?

“someone’s recovery tactic or post can just as easily be somebody else’s trigger”

For real. She's pushing 40. Grow up already.

I’ve been reading Jenny Trout’s blog all afternoon and she is so much more fun than actually reading the book.

I don’t get why most of them are running. If you win, you beat the shittiest president ever, big whoop, and inherit a political shitshow. If you lose, you lose to the shittiest president ever. Where is the upside?

I’ll cop to 50S being worse, since I’ve never read it. But frankly I wouldn’t call Twilight passable, unless the standard for YA is way lower than adult/regular fiction. I know this because I read it at a flatmate’s insistence, many years ago. She even told me that I would fall in love with the vampire dude. Hmm,…

Like the old Russian saying, 'we thought we'd hit rock bottom, then EL James knocked from below'.

Which was also very, very bad. So bad.

I just... don’t get the disconnect of someone like Pauline Hanson not noticing that she has to keep booting hideous assholes from her party. And yet, never considering why so many hideous assholes want to join her party. Same goes for ScoMo, tbh.

Wait, so they were planning to try and change drug import laws by just showing up with an industrial quantity of drugs?

Was the super-challenging other role that idea about getting pregnant to two men at the same time? And it being a romantic comedy? Because yikes. That sounds challenging to watch.

It is genuine televisual comfort food and I love it. Put that shit on Netflix!

I kind of enjoy assembling Ikea furniture. Not sure what that says about me.

I think it's Kardashian for "a CBD oil company sponsored my party".

I’ve known multiple women who’ve had children with sub-par men because they wanted children that badly. They had low expectations of men generally, so they just went for it. I don’t know how they do it, but that’s their choice, I guess.

Yesssss. I dated a dude before I came out, and it was clear to me even then that if you have a child with a man, a lot of the time what you end up is two people to look after. The inequities in domestic (and emotional) labour are less pressing before you have children, but they’re already there. Kids just make it…

I read it in high school, but I remember being kind of appalled that Cathy and Heathcliff were held up as this great tragic romance. They were both so damaged and Heathcliff was a straight up asshole. I think I even sat down and worked out how much time they actually spent together, including as children. It wasn’t…

‘Other people’s opinions about me are none of my business.’