I have a friend who grew his OWN hair long and didn’t bother to try and learn that shit. I had to teach him how to care for long hair because it didn’t occur to him to find out on his own.

“how easily they make excuses for his inability to perform the basic functions of a human adult”

This is how I’ve felt every day since I hit puberty. The freedom cry of childless misanthropes everywhere.

Starting shit with people out of boredom is every small town ever, regardless of social status. My best friend married and moved to a tiny farming town. The politics over which pub to go to are complex and intense. Especially given that the town only has one pub.

These are my people. This is their way. Nothing about this is unusual.

Or, as Trump puts it, it’s “complete and total exoneration”. There’s a 24/7 Fox headline for you.

Seconded. Humans aren’t meant for the ocean and don't respect it enough. I can get drunk and fall down without the help of waves, thanks very much.

I just, guys, I just read Barbra Streisand’s defence of Michael Jackson. “His sexual needs were his sexual needs”??? What? Just to be clear, she totally believes his victims, she just thinks it wasn’t so bad because it didn’t actually kill them. Maybe not every opinion is one to share, B.

I wonder if the movie will come out before the end of his second term.

Not to mention that anything more subtle than a perp walk out of the Oval Office will be advertised by Trump & co as complete exoneration.

Holy shit. I mean, Australian healthcare is far from perfect, and if you just rock up to a private practice they will charge you, but that’s at least your call. There’s a bulk billing clinic literally five minutes from me and I can generally get a same day appointment. I book it online and turn up. It costs nothing. I…

Yeah they were weirdly proud of that. Like, wait, what? Did your users know that? 

Not just boutique, but fucking stupid. Chakra balancing and clairvoyants? Really? Don’t put them in the same spot as actual doctors, as though they’re remotely connected. I mean, look at this bullshit:

Jesus, what a miserable photo.

Was your second takeaway, sure, just for professional emails, right. Because that was mine.

I get a couple every month, just before my period starts. They're a nice complement to the three or four that appear on my chin.

So they could shoot people and treat them like idiots at the same time. That's what this is really about. The creepy dumbfucks who get off on shooting other people, in a scenario where they're pretending to kill them. Whoever designed this training and carried it out should be fired and get a psych evaluation.

Same. Do Americans pay for every single doctor visit though? I went to the doctor the other day (made an appointment in the morning, saw the doc in the afternoon) and paid nothing because it was just a standard GP visit. Would that cost anything in the US?

But they might occasionally walk away from him muttering “dick!”.

They should have got Patti Lupone.