I’m 33 and I can't wait until my window closes for good and I can settle into being the weird aunty. Birth stories sound like war stories and I'm just about as inclined to go to war.

Damn, I hope Ariana is going to be okay, like, financially.

This is fair, since the original Woodstock ended with the county having to declare a state of emergency, such was the fuckery of the festival.

Great solution tho. Watching porn your mum made is bound to help build a healthy sexual identity.

I completely agree with you, and there is a level of mindless for everyone, from Jo Brand saving kittens to Embarrassing Bodies. I used to watch Age Gap Love, which was mostly sweet weirdos, but I tapped out when they started featuring people who were clearly predators who married their victims. That was fucked up.

The intro alone is interminable. I skipped ahead and got to see her teach her mum the word ‘thot’. What a mess. I don’t see the see the appeal of these videos because they’re frankly dull as hell, but I guess well done building a career on narcissism, kid.

That is some abuser shit. Also, 'mentsral'. I cannot get over that.

Which is crazy to me, because if you beat Trump, that is really the bare minimum you should be able to do (not to mention the cosmic shitshow you’ll inherit), and if you lose to him, you’re done. And there is a good chance you’ll lose. There is no glory here.

I don't know the answer to this, but I do know that there is no answer that you will like.

She doesn't want to live alone. That was the whole reason she wanted to move to begin with, which, fine, but if you live with other people you have to take their lives into account as well.

I have never had to do jury duty and I’ve always kind of wanted to. Probably because I’m in denial about how most I am.

Truth. Also, listen close to what he says about his exes, because that's what he'll say about you.

One of the shooters has been confirmed as (white, male) Australian. I’m Australian and it makes me sick that this exists here, but it does, it absolutely does. Australia, like the US, was built ON RACISM. Like, literally would not exist without it. It’s a foundational principal. And we only federated in 190fucking1.…

What a mess.

Is 'current husband' some kind of lowkey dig, or has she been married before?

I have always found Subaru owners to be lowkey super weird. Also I saw a Subaru model the other day called a Levorg. Which is just ‘Grovel’ backwards. See. Lowkey, super weird.

This is so true. The tiny tidbits I’ve seen about other, less famous parents/offspring who have been caught in this are interesting but also worthy of coverage. Expose ALL the useless, stupid, grasping rich people, not just the pretty ones. I feel like America is already on a pretty steep learning curve about how…

I’m now completely convinced that not being able to get pregnant should disqualify you from voting on this. If you, personally, haven’t experienced the heartstopping fear of spending the longest two minutes of YOUR LIFE waiting to see how many lines come up in the window, you don’t get a say. I not only don’t care…

He cast himself. In fairness, as a creepy little troll.

I have had some interaction with wealthy kids, not even as wealthy as these kids, and I think you are underestimating how accustomed they are to the next good thing just... happening for them. They generally don’t see the work that goes into progressing through life, so why would they notice its absence now?