Definitely co-sign the campaign ban. US elections are so long that I was exhausted from the last one, and don't live in America! A few years ago, Australia had its longest federal election campaign yet. We were so done by the end. It went for eight weeks.

If this doesn't include the timeless classic 'Email to My Heart', don't call me.

I have a few friends like this, who brag about their achievements but conveniently leave out the enormous leg up they got by being born into wealth. Oh right you lived at home, rent free/ meals free/housework free/utilities free until you were 26, and SOMEHOW you still managed to buy a house at 27, all on your own?…

Okay, great, so if you’re for a 70 year statute, then you DO agree that your hypothetical 63 year old rapist should be prosecuted?

Even after all the surgery, she's really ageing into her dad's face. 

This is not the point, but I’m always kind of baffled by kids who brag about how rich they are. Like, you’re not rich. You’ve never had a job. Your parents are rich. You have no money and no marketable skills. Who brags about dependence and luck?

Isn’t unnecessarily pulling their weapons kind of how US law enforcement rolls?

Yeah Wendi really has a wide on for evil dudes.

As much time as she and her husband spend trying to show people how important they are, I get the impression that their actual lives must be full of constant reminders of how important they AREN’T. You can’t go on the plane you want, you can’t have the job you want, unless you lie and cheat and act in other gross…

My best friend’s husband DID ask for her father’s blessing, which was fine because she’s into that shit and genuinely wanted her father’s blessing. But every time I get an update on their shitshow of a marriage, I remember that when he rang me to ask for engagement ring advice, he said he was going to propose “if she…

I feel like that ending would be a good lesson for what's his face and also a good reminder for, like, everyone.

I can’t believe that anyone is surprised by this, even a little. Isn’t this what these places are FOR? Buy your useless ass kid four years of getting matey with every other rich fucks useless spawn so they can all go on to run the damn world further into the ground and congratulate themselves on their totally…

Yeah I find it hard to have sympathy for a woman whose interest in helping women begins and ends with herself. Julie Bishop can go fuck herself. Team Nobody.

Who knew that Jeff Bezos looks like Mr Magoo when he laughs.

Those covers are so pretty that I almost forgot about the centuries of racism, misogyny and homophobia. Oh, and all the paedophiles. I guess Christianity IS cool, after all. Where do I send ten percent of my income?

I work in a print shop that accepts files via email the number of regular ass people who cannot send an email is frankly amazing. Apart from anything else, it’s just not that fucking hard.

I’m with you. I don’t have children, partly because I don’t think I could handle loving another person that much (that sounds sadder than it is. There are other reasons as well), but I can't imagine knowingly putting a child in jeopardy like this. Unfortunately, I can absolutely believe that there are people that can.…

I guess if they vaccinate now, that’s the same as admitting that they and they alone are responsible for traumatising and almost killing their own child. People will go a long way to preserve their belief systems, especially if the alternative is the fact that their exceptionalism and stupidity nearly killed their…

My father would never have said anything like this, and would have throat punched anyone who said it in his hearing, so I genuinely cannot fathom what Carlson’s daughter must think and feel when she hears her father talk like that about her and her schoolmates. I feel really awful for her.

Wait a sec, Russians get a day off??