“Pregnancy is her sole function and also no big deal”.

Yeah there is so much shit here to unpick, and so many dangerous and abusive precedents to potentially set, but I just can’t. I’m tired and I’m pissed off and I HATE those mini baby propaganda things in that photo. I have a nineteen year old friend who is currently trying to access an abortion and she is exhausted and…

If he’s barred from running a business or even having a phone, couldn’t the people currently running his company just... not take his calls?

Jason Momoa is very good looking but he just seems like a lot of work.

Oh my god the Hillary tweet is real. 

Yeah that occurred to me after I posted. Dudes are amazing. 

I still have not seen this movie, but it is hilarious to me that Bradley Cooper was like, right, I’m gonna make a movie about music.

I’m so glad I’m not the only bad person here.

My younger brother has three older sisters. Everything in the dress up bin was girl themed. He wore the fairy wings until they didn’t fit, but he used the long skirts as superhero capes. Because even as a little kid, he could work out that clothes are just clothes, and it’s up to you to decide how to express yourself.

I put a pink collar on my cat and the vet said he must not like it because he’s male. There are no limits to the stupid of gender coding.

You would love old towels that have been hung out in the middle of a southern Australian heatwave and then forgotten for a couple of days. They come back positively crispy. They were my favourite ones to find in the linen cupboard as a kid. You could spot them because they were fairly faded and basically rigid.

I also don’t mind the height aspect of flying, but my claustrophobia has gotten worse with age, and that’s what I struggle with on planes. I basically have to very carefully curate what I can think about while flying. I generally try to convince myself that I’m on a bus, and can go outside any time I want. It’s weird,…

I forget who said it first, but I always think, “then what is all your furniture pointed at?”

I mean, I see what you’re getting at, but also ALL women are trying to survive a male dominated world. Most manage it without defrauding people or putting lives at risk.

Look mate, I agree with you. This is a shitty, schlocky cliche collection. I hated the whole movie and everyone in it. Nobody said it was a mystery. Clearly, you are not as susceptible to emotional manipulation as me. So either, well done on your rock hard cynicism (mine is marshmallowy at best), or you are also a…

Haha yes. That scene where they lie on the intersection and she asks, what if a car comes, and he's just like, then we die. Anyone over about fifteen should be like, girl, get the D if you must and then ditch him. He's an arse. 

Another question: what the fuck business is this of Jada Pinkett's?

I have watched this movie exactly once, and hopefully never will again (my dad has dementia now, so fuck watching this for fun. Why do people do it to themselves???). I do remember that feeling of being manipulated into having tears wrung out of me, which I don’t appreciate in my leisure time. But my main memory of…

Not to mention that despite her gushing, rote “one person believes in you” speech, Gaga comes off as not remotely attracted to him.

I am quite certain that nowhere but America could a person have as his real name, ‘Stony Rushing’. And then, with a straight face, name his children Reagan Rushing and RyLee Rushing.