Or at least babies that will grow up to have great tits?

At one of my old jobs, we used to have to regular radio, which is pretty repetitive but manageable. Then at Christmas my insane boss decide we should play Christmas music. Which, okay, except that she only had one Christmas CD, and it was an album of novelty, Australian-themed Christmas songs. I’m Australian but also,…

Yes, Melissa. YESSSSSSSSSSS.

Wait, I haven’t seen this one, but they made a movie called Green Book and the black guy is SUPPORTING cast? America is wild.

Why start now?

I wonder who dressed Danielle McDonald. She should be pissed at them. She’s a good looking woman, and it’s fucked that just because she’s bigger, her dress fits SO badly.

One of the reasons I love Helen Mirren is because you can see that she’s just like, fuck it, I just want to look pretty. She always looks like she’s having such a great time in a gown. I saw her interviewed when she played Queen Charlotte and she said she didn’t mind how many lines she had, she was just obsessed with…

I’m kind of bummed now by how off my targeted advertising is. Maybe I don’t internet right? A lot of the ads I get are comically poorly chosen. Sometimes I won’t get ads until after I’ve bought the thing. Like, spend a week searching new couches, forget about it til next pay, buy one a month later and THEN get…

I was a little grossed out that she said to him "don't go pulling my clothes"and he immediately grabbed at her sleeve again. Dude. If she wants you to see, she'll get them out.

I have a feeling that this story is just odd right now, but when more info comes out, it’s going to get really sad, really quick.

I read a really interesting article about this as it relates to photography a few years ago. All the “test faces” for Kodak film were white women, which meant that calibration for darker skin not only didn’t happen, it wasn’t even considered. I take passport photos as part of my job, and it’s noticeable still that…

In Aus we had the 40 Hour Famine, where you fast for two days and then donate money from sponsors to world hunger charities. All you could have was barley sugars, so girls would come to school with huge bags of barley sugars and eat them all through lessons because they were fasting. 

Damn. That is creepy as hell.

Same. Eighteen years, including nearly marrying a dude. The lies I told myself were pretty fucking complicated.

2050 will be too late. That's all that matters. She knows that, but she also knows she'll be dead by then.

Just going to be over here laughing bitterly over the idea that dudes can’t perpetuate eating disorders after my beloved but deeply fucked up father endowed each of his children with a lifelong inability to consume food in a healthy way.

Reminds me of a throwaway line in an old Simpsons episode, "I can eat whatever I want, for five minutes a day".

Every time I see something about it, I just think of Natalie Maines addressing GWB straight to camera in that doco, saying “You. Are. A dumbfuck. You’re a dumbfuck.”

So I should stop telling people that my brother’s toy schnoodle is actually a wolf?

My dad used to have a mutt that he told people was a Spanish Otterhound. He's more of a narcissist though.