As I understand it, AOC is intelligent, working class, engaged, self-aware, left-wing and eminently electable. So he wants to be the opposite of all that?

Yeah you hear that little detail in his introduction and you’re like, shit, who’s this joker gonna be. And then he’s basically the sanest voice in the whole thing. So many flags, and they were all red.

Your last paragraph is spot on. I loathed PE in school, and it wasn’t until years after graduating that I took pole dancing classes and discovered the amazing experience of feeling myself get stronger. I’m not suggesting that school kids should take pole dancing classes, but it shouldn’t have taken until I was well…

Dude can convince millions of people to drink coffee that tastes like punishment, but can’t convince Meghan McCain that there are any issues except abortion. He is so not cut out for this.

You lost me at microwaving seafood. Barf.

Someone should tell him that there comes a point when it stops looking like these dudes were all nobodies, and starts looking like DJT just can’t remember shit...

I’m pretty convinced she hates him, but I’d believe he has some dependence on her that is the closest he gets to affection. Having someone around who is familiar and from before his current period of confusion and trauma would be comforting for him, given that he is having to play presidential dressups while…

Their pilot (who wisely extracted himself from the project fairly early on in the piece) tried to camp overnight on the original island with his wife. He straight up told them it was not doable. They wouldn't listen and that was when they parted ways. This was always going to be a shitshow because Billy McFarland had…

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the next US election is shaping up to be an even bigger shitshow than the last. 

Skip over Among the Shadows, head straight for What We Do in the Shadows. Be werewolves, not swearwolves.

I genuinely dislike the music of Queen. We Will Rock You is fine for sporting events, but the rest of their stuff leaves me cold and Bohemian Rhapsody is an overlong, self-indulgent, cry-wank pretending to be clever. Anyway, I say this only because Queen is the only band that when I express even mild dislike, people…

Oh my god. Hillary. Still. Really.

He is a compulsive liar slipping into dementia. He made it up. He probably believes it now, or whenever someone mentions it to him, but it’s purely his own invention.

Hahaha BURN, MOTHERFUCKER.

They’re assuming that small govt people have any clue what it is that the federal government actually does.

“Trump announced a plan to temporarily reopen the government and put the onus on Congress to meet him at the table.”

Getting old fucks with your eyes. For my dad, it made him incredibly photosensitive. Philip’s insistence that he was blinded by the sun, despite general agreement that it was an overcast day suggests that he has a similar problem. His life of privilege suggests he won't listen to anyone who tells him that it's time to…

Everything about this is so sad and hideous. I kept thinking about his father, having to use his dying breath to tell authorities that his own son shot him, and is still on the loose. What a desperate way to die.

I think that babies, while magical/miraculous/so amazingly full of bodily fluids, are essentially pretty dull? Especially in the abstract. Like, a new baby is lovely, but they’re not much on conversation. And how excited can you really get about very small t-shirts? There’s a reason why not wanting to hear about other…

I know they’re all irredeemable pieces of shit, but my little gay heart just reeeaaally wants to see Pence get the perp walk. He’s such a spineless lump of expired margarine and yet still seems to think he’s above it all. I want him to go down with this ship and know about it all the way down.