He loved Nixon. He brags about being the youngest person named in the Watergate investigation.

Oh Lord I heard he got arrested last night and put on that doc for my brother. We got to the scene where he described lying in order to win a middle school mock election. The shit-eating grin on his face as he said, “that was when I discovered the power of disinformation... Of course I’ve never used it since” was…

What a fucking shitshow. Also, I don’t get the regulations around school staff strip-searching(!!!!) children? When I trained as a teacher a decade or so ago, we were given very strict and very limited guidelines on when/how/where to touch a child. The ‘don’t strip-search them’ was implied.

Personally I like to mock him for bleating about the environment but still getting around in a fleet of SUVs.

Also feel free to continue to critique the pubes you're face-planting on.

Aha, but what if you work out and grow a beard AND take drugs at hippy doofs? That’s a personality, a lifestyle and a belief system. 

Ugh I used to have a lecturer at uni who stroked his beard all the time. It grossed me out so much that I stopped going to his lectures. Stop playing with your face pubes! Wash your hands! Wash your hair!

My best friend and I watched it thinking it would be corny and stupid as hell. Which it was, but also I spent half the movie yelling at her to call the cops. If I hadn't known it was Fifty Shades, I would have assumed it ended with him killing her. I wanted to laugh at a dumb movie and instead I ended up thinking what…

When I was a little kid I thought Americans called them fanny packs because when you wear them at the front, they hang over your fanny. If you're female. I figured Americans would know best. What a naive child I was.

If raping boys isn't enough to take him down, one can only but wonder what's in the photos.

I have no clue who this kid is but I find it sort of sweet and comforting that no matter the era, kids still love ugly ass bows in their hair and stupid sparkly clothes. I was in primary school in the early 90s and this girl could walk into a Barbie commercial from that era and fit right in.

What the fuck.

As twelve year old I was literally left in charge of three children. Which is how I know that childcare is both really hard and also just not that fucking hard. Dudes who pull this shit make me crazy.

Yes, and yet he kept talking about how brilliant Billy is. No, man, he is a fucking con artist. And you’re helping him con people.

I’m pretty sure he said that he only got 30% of his fee up front. The remaining 70% was supposed to be paid on the day of the festival. He needed the money. 

I could not believe he was willing to go through with it! I was fully expecting him to say, “and that’s when I told Billy to go fuck himself". 

No love for Banks but damn, she does have a way with words. 

Yeah I get why he would play it down, but either way he knew they were lying to people. 

Yeah surely that scene in the Netflix doc where he blithely rechristened their OBVIOUS FRAUD as false advertising was a confession of knowledge/complicity/guilt. Also, false advertising is ALSO ILLEGAL!?

Maybe if Christian education wasn’t so fucked up, mate.