Sarah. Let it GO.

“Watching Olivia Colman impersonate Gillian Anderson in Maggie Thatcher mode is all the television I’ll need for the rest of my life.”

Ketchup and rice??

My father hated to waste food (while also living a lifestyle that wasted a lot of food. Go figure.) And whenever I would try to remove the more obviously spoilt food from the fridge, he’d always say, “leave that, if you don’t want it, I’ll eat it”. Suffice it to say that his digestive system was a mess and that I took…

My friend did that recently with Bepanthen (nappy rash cream). She has since quit drinking.

I don’t think I could listen to those, just because living with my Dad is still too fresh in my mind. But yes, it’s not about whether particular items ‘spark joy’, it’s more about the fact that the surrender of even one thing sparks irrational anxiety and occasionally rage. Which is why I had to throw things away in…

Got drunk at a party a few years ago and found out that I was alone among my closest female friends and my two younger sisters in refusing point blank to allow semen anywhere near my face, let alone my mouth. 

I saw “The Big Wedding” on Netflix and while Heigl was not the star, her big scene involved vomiting on Robert DeNiro. Surely for a successful performer, that would be a low point?

He’s 97. Just hide his keys. 

Yes.

Dude. Barbra Streisand turned her basement into a private mall to display all her shit. Google it. The stars! They're not like us!

Yeah Marie’s line is very much middle class people with too much nice stuff. Their problems aren’t about hoarding, they’re about mindless acquisition. And whoever said that if they don’t deal with that, they’ll just fill up with shit again, was spot on.

Ugh that couple hated each other! The episode with the lady whose husband had passed away was sweet, though. Don’t know if I’m super cold, but the fact that she was able to empty entire rooms did make me think, hey hun, maybe move into a smaller place while you’re at it.

I just moved and the number of books I got rid of really surprised me. I was pretty ruthless, but as a lifelong booklover, English major, child-of-a-hoarder, I still managed to get rid of nearly half of my library. Fucking stoked. I’m not really a Kindle fan, since I don’t like reading from a screen and you can’t lend…

He’s found a way of continuing his habit of making sure people don't get paid into this role as well. I suppose, like not paying income tax, this just makes him smart.

I’m having some fence replaced on my property next week, so please let Fox News know to update this to 800 miles and 15 metres.

I heard about this place. They have the sweetest uniform. It’s like, all red, with a big white hat. Just precious.

Right? A mortgage is a debt. Pretty stoked I have one though.

I’m more concerned that they sat on the ground during a snowstorm. That was your cue to leave, guys.

Except Rihanna does work in the entertainment industry. Pretty prominently. I think a lot of people would be taken in by this.