He exudes manic coke binge lunacy.

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

Bullet holes would accomplish the same thing.

I was in the middle of a flogging session with a client. He was in the stocks, and I was in my best full on total bitch mode, when I suddenly started weeping.

Oh, fuck off back to DeadSpin.

If Ms. Manning believes *she herself* does not feel fully female without long hair, who the fuck are YOU to tell her she’s wrong?

Yeah what is this look I can’t even.

OT but - another school on lockdown.

This morning I got sucked into reading the comment section on an article about her, and 60% of all the comments were about how she’s “not really black” but actually more German.

Best. Customer. Ever.

I have anxiety specific OCD like symptoms, and you’re right, there’s nothing funny or cute or (ugh) “quirky” about it.

And yet men can post gym/workout photos all day long, and not ONE person will ever ask “who’s watching the kids”.

Yes, because threats of campus violence never, ever come to fruition these days.

That dress is the colour of upholstered furniture in a dentist’s waiting room.

“a white anti-vaxxer Ultra Mommy”

I will eagerly watch anything Toni Collette is in (United States of Tara is SO worth binge watching), but this sounds like drivel.

Writer Annie Proulx went by E. Annie Proulx for many of her novels, but has now dropped the E.

Oprah has turned into her own drag impersonator.

Friends and I did a call in radio show with one of these “professional pick up artists”.