It’s an electric, it’s not even like he’s doing this for hipster bragging rights.

America is poppin’ pills by the hoooour....

JFC, why isn’t this on a t shirt yet?

A BBC style limited run series would have worked perfectly.

That makes me happy - and FYI Wonkette is awesome.

“she’s got to live the life she agreed to”

So many mullets, so much hair gel.

This sucks and it makes me sad.

Ooh, I remember that ad with the locking apple - it obsessed my little budding OCD brain.

the top female artist with the most Number One Hits of ALL TIME.

Good to know, thanks. My older ones made frostbite seem preferable.

Sorels are heavier. It's like wearing concrete blocks on your feet.

Wait, what? That’s not what she’s singing?

BRB off to follow Khloe on Twitter.

The article on needlepoint got us off to a rollicking start.

See haters? This is why you start your kids out on babyccinos. It’s all about building healthy eating (drinking) habits.

I would tell you my “lol sunstroke” stories, but I’d end up doxxing myself.

The SPF 45 struggle is real.

Well, but those sunburns tho.

This almost like politic. Make stupid girl head hurt with too much wording. Y no makeup tips or Kardashians?