Jesus, the restaurant industry. I’ve had ~20 jobs and the only ones I've been harassed at were restaurant jobs. Like, all of them.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

My daughter in law is going through something right now. It’s really hard, but I had to counsel her to have an abortion the other day. It’s hard because last year she lost a baby at 6 months pregnant, and fears if she has an abortion that she might not ever be able to have a baby.

I am just so proud of her.

Yeah, but a site called Wonkette picked it up and I believe the first column will be Monday.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Adele ain't no cockney. She's an Essex girl through and through. Bad cockney singing is pure joy compared to bad Essex karaoke.

Fucking thank you, I have no idea who decided rice on burritos was a good thing.

I think when he becomes President he will use it as a template for your new flag.

Bolivian woman learns one weird trick to getting pregnant! Reproductive endocrinologists hate her!

Quick, someone get Katie Holmes on the phone to start planning her escape.

“I saw Fabio in the Aquatics section of Petco”

It felt like it was written by a drag queen on a tequila and Susan Hayward bender

“I am your fate. Accept it, for there is no breaking the threads spun before time began”

Too much, girl was one of the best things ever to grace the internet. Thank you for bringing such amazing makeup tutorials to the world! I really hope you find a new home for them!

My one aunt is a former nun, who left the convent and became a Jew. I have another aunt who is still a nun, and she absolutely hates it. She is a free spirit, and only joined to escape a bad, abusive home situation, just like her sister did. The other nuns are terrible to her- they force her to eat in silence, they…

This news is trash. This blog is not.

Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.

People are pissed off about beloved writers being canned. That seems pretty reasonable, tbh.