“Retro”

This whole exchange is more interesting than the original article.

Well, you're an asshole.

Well damn.

Yeah I hear you. My finger tip is basically white and nerveless, but at least it's still there!

Whoah, that worked? I mean - what about the roots and... Stuff?

Oh that is fucking heinous.

It’s the Globe and Mail, Canada’s official national newspaper of rich old white men.

I snuck mine in once. It was snowing, I wanted to kill time until the roads had been the plowed, and no way was I leaving her in the car.

I don’t know, the Republican debate frightened the hell out of me.

Canada represent!

My first thought was “no way he’s using an iPhone - his battery would be toast by now”.

She was, yes.

I’ve had two abortions. Neither were traumatizing for me, then or now. I don’t regret either any more than I regret getting my tonsils out.

Me in my first pregnancy:

This isn’t a ghost story, but it’s the creepiest and most awful thing that has ever happened to me. It is completely true, although I wish it wasn’t. It probably doesn’t really belong here, but I feel the need to write it down.

Best dog in a wedding pic ever:

Why is there a pram down there, by itself in the basement?

So, basically what happened to all 6092 of the Grid’s “founding members”.

What is any of this supposed to mean? Is this some sort of bizarre, opium induced hallucination? Because there is no WAY this is a real TV show.