Yeah I hear you. My finger tip is basically white and nerveless, but at least it's still there!

Whoah, that worked? I mean - what about the roots and... Stuff?

Oh that is fucking heinous.

It’s the Globe and Mail, Canada’s official national newspaper of rich old white men.

I don’t know, the Republican debate frightened the hell out of me.

Canada represent!

My first thought was “no way he’s using an iPhone - his battery would be toast by now”.

She was, yes.

I’ve had two abortions. Neither were traumatizing for me, then or now. I don’t regret either any more than I regret getting my tonsils out.

Me in my first pregnancy:

This isn’t a ghost story, but it’s the creepiest and most awful thing that has ever happened to me. It is completely true, although I wish it wasn’t. It probably doesn’t really belong here, but I feel the need to write it down.

Best dog in a wedding pic ever:

Why is there a pram down there, by itself in the basement?

So, basically what happened to all 6092 of the Grid’s “founding members”.

You know, for the longest time I thought that was actually a photo of David Arquette. I still kind of wish it was.

My vagina is a hunter, not a gatherer.

Omg I hate it when my favorite couples break up.

Oh you Twilight fan girls. You'll never give up hope that E will leave B for you, will you?

He's very withholding when it comes to twine.

I had a sexy times “pizza guy”. His life was a swirling vortex of drama, he was dumb af, his political views made me cringe, but oh boy - was he hot. And more importantly? He was GREAT in bed. Like, idiot savant levels of greatness.