Admitting that is half the battle.

Hint: when you have to spend that much time explaining a “joke”, there's a chance that maybe it just wasn't a very good one.

She looks like she's going to age into bitter cranky face by the time she hits thirty.

The @LosFelizDayCare Twitter account must be taking copious notes.

You’re confusing “good” with “horrifying". Happens to me all the time.

Perfect. Please accept these stars with my thanks.

“OMG, you still like Anna Kendrick? I only like free range organic small batch actresses raised in small Mongolian villages where they only perform in all mime productions of Camus”.

Is it because you liked her before she was cool? Is this the beginning of the Anna Kendrick hipster backlash?

Ooooh. So he’s all.... buzzy. Like a human vibrator. Head. To. Toe.

“The fuck is this thing they’ve got me wearing"

And it's taking you with it.

She's a bit old for him. Maybe she can play his mom, and we cast an unborn fetus as his love interest.

Wtf did I just watch.

Yeah, it was totally “jealous liberal fucktards” who kept grabbing his arm and forcing him to punch Barnes in the face.

That's a mommy who would cut a bitch that got in the way of her junior.

He should have gone pro. SWAG!

I used to work a block away from the AM offices in Toronto, and a good friend of mine worked there (and at their other phone sex/hook up lines) for years. A LOT of her time was spent creating and maintaining fake accounts.

Wait, you *dab it with water* before you plug it in?

A lot of “tell me how good/big/hot I am” sex is in her unfortunate future.

There go the final dregs of my heterosexuality.