Holy crap, that is the worst fake crying I've ever seen. There's a special corner in hell for people who'd fake a miscarriage for YouTube hits.

Only so long as she doesn’t bleed, gain weight, have opinions, or think she can pick and choose when to say “no” to sex.

Proof that only a woman with brain damage would be a Trump staffer.

Of all the things you can pick to worry about, it’s the idea of freeing a 51 year old who’s spent 30 years in jail for killing a friend in a bar fight that has you clutching your pearls?

that was my first thought too.

You probably don’t want to know how many men out there have foot fetishes, I suppose (and yet here I am! Telling you!).

He died, as so many do, from being a fucking idiot. Weed was just incidental to this.

*rawr*

Interior designers have been selling books by the yard forever.

Are you having a fucking seizure or something?

Holy shit, this guy makes Lorde look like a toddler.

We don't need Fox News - we have the Toronto Sun newspaper.

Tilda Swinton is sooo pretty.

Why doesn't this have more stars???

Short version: crazy old man yells at kids to stay off his lawn.

Fill it with white rice (uncooked, obviously). Seal in zip lock bag for four days. Open, toss out rice. Repeat two to three times. Voila, no more stink!

Somebody warn James Wood

That's possibly the saddest thing I've ever read.

Card accidents are the most cutting way of all to go.

Ummm, Monica on Shameless is/was queer. She's been shacked up with butch black lesbian truck driver, and got it on with Lori Petty when she was comitted.