the sad state of witty comeback today can be directly related to the rise in popularity of reality television.
Maybe if you clutch those pearls hard enough you can choke yourself to death with them.
Oh dear, am I not feminist enough to be part of your club? Does taking autonomy of my body and my sex somehow offend you? Do you wish I'd just sit down, shut up and stop disagreeing with you, since you know what's best for me and the rest of us deluded, dirty whores?
Please stop trying to tell me that I'm a victim.
Oh bullshit. Legal sexwork takes sexworkers out of the shadowy underground, which is where this kind abuse thrives. Remove the stigma, the threat of police, and you remove three quarters of the reasons victims are afraid to come forward.
So...You're a vampire? Or is this a freaky sex thing? (Please say no)
Maybe she's a bird lady. Or a lady bird.
I think the preferred term was "dirty cave of lady evil".
True - she's now the consistency of beef jerky, and we all know that shit is resilient as fuck.
Don't think of it as ageist, just think of it as the collective universe wishing Madonna would stfu.
I guess on the plus side... Yay for not raping any thirteen year olds?
tl;dr version: "Fuck off, you cunts, I did NOT fall and break my hip".
When the fuck did Twitter become the official social media of choice for angry, lunatic, cloud yellers?
YES CHEF!*
skinny, fit woman, giant, lumpy ass.
Park Life 4 Lyfe
It truly was magical - she entered looking like Audrey Hepburn, and left looking like Margaret Thatcher.
This is possibly the only thing that could make me watch this show.
I suspect from her tweets she's doing a fine job of buying her own.