"lol omg sooooo fat. Heifer much? Lol! #eatlessdonutsbiatch"

you pay $60 mil for an apartment, you don't need closets - every night you just throw your stuff away, and have your vassals run out and buy you new stuff.

well, how else was he going to steal his breath?

Another piece of my youth fades away. Rip Steve.

No shut up she's totally a natural beauty! Can't you see this is just a totally natural and unposed "selfie"?

That actually reflects well on your family...

an awesome voice is awesome no matter how you dress it.

No, it means you're good at hurrying through meals without taking time to savour them, or to appreciate what's being served.

The Kate Daniels books by Ilona Andrews would be perfect for adaptations. Kate kicks ass, the romance isn't sappy, and there's tons of paranormal/fantasy tropes to explore.

Me too, and I looked at that photo and thought "that's about the right size".

That pantsuit is what Madonna's outfit wants to be when it grows up and gets some class.

Prison, the Grammy Awards, and football games. Jesus' favorite trifecta.

Yeah, it took a horrible situation to wake me up

Roseanne Barr, America's snooze alarm. She just doesn't want you to be late for school, you guys!!!

I think they actually suck the life into you.

Laura Secord candy eggs are delish - even better than Cadburys.

They also put the milk in first.

"Plucky"

Mormons?

Yup I read the same thing.