Sex w bra on, aka "The Carrie Bradshaw".

I was teasing you.

Well, I can see that - but my use of a light hearted analogy doesn't exactly equal your oppression. It's not like there's an army of pan folks out there, aggressively objecting to those who identify as non pan.

Not one single thing you've said excuses the racist bullshit that was hurled at Serena at Indian Wells.

Needs more NIN.

I like to tell people it's like visiting the world's most delicious ice cream shop, but refusing to try anything but just one (or even two!) kinds. Who'd do that??? Not us pan folks - we taste alllllll the flavours. And then we try all the toppings, too.

So, let me get this straight. SI "allowed" a company to pay them money for ad space, and in return for that money, SI "allowed" that company to use a model (in their own ad! Which they paid for! And then paid SI to run!) who is nominally less thin than most of the models in the SI editorial pages.

How did he bring this up in conversation? I mean, was it "I love long walks, sunsets and having played Mike Teevee in Willy Wonka?".

"Ancient Egyptian Free Range Bastet Massage".

Possible celebrations where this cake would be appropriate:

Yeah, supporting charities - what a dick move!

Some background: he was client, and had started crossing boundaries. I was on my way to a session w him when I got in the accident. Texted him - "can't make it, car accident, will reschedule".

Why.... why do toddler dolls have boobs?

After a car accident, mine talked his way into the exam room in emerg by telling the nurse he was my insurance agent.

I had a stalker situation once where this would have actually seemed like a good idea, except dude was batshit enough he'd have insisted on crashing my "funeral".

I would totally give sexy times to a dude packing a huge deck. Mmmm, cedar.

Rich white man whose wife "begs him" for sex.

Yup, me too. Not helping put one red cent in the misogynistic, abusive asshole's pocket.

Oh fuck off with you. Your bullshit is what gives the rest of us sex pos feminists a bad fucking rap (no pun intended).

This is so stupid. The smart way to make this would have been two feet together, with a vagina type orifice between them.