I’m DONE with Netflix!

All employees should be made Prime members at no cost.

Slow news day, huh?

Funny how this article was written about Verizon and Samsung in a negative bent, yet there is an add for the Galaxy S9 inserted between the paragraphs!

Bring back Plymouth!

A long, long time ago, the Earth took a massive dump that formed the Moon. End of story.

We should all just stop talking then I guess. Is there an app for this?

I had a cat that went gaga over wheat grass. I don’t remember her throwing up because of it though.

Slow news day?

I hope you dropped her as a friend. She sounds toxic.

That recipe sounds so gross. I’ve got a meatloaf recipe that’ll make what you cooked seem like dog food.

Reagan 😖👎😠

Yeah, bidets would go over really well in the Bible Belt!

How ‘bout Caitlyn Jenner as First Lady?

The Robinsons always landed/crashed on planets with breathable atmospheres. Talk about luck!

There is nothing sad about being single.

Rome wasn’t built in a day.

THAT was funny... to me at least.

Cue theme from “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

The Orangutan Housewives of Borneo.