What a party pooper.

An employee threw their dirty socks into the guacamole?

Is Carol Burnett pissed off at Vicki Lawrence or something? She rarely mentions her when she talks about her show. I think Sarandon should’ve worn a dickie. That would have been more appropriate.

He could use a visit to the tanning salon. Talk about pasty!

What about that tube thingy?

Congress’ pockets are full of dough when it comes to our war machine.

Really. I hope that they don’t use it for a milk train.

It’s their Twitter.

Totally agree. I stopped reading after #2. How can one learn to declutter when you have a clutter of rules?

... and when these luxury towers go up in NYC, there is usually retail space on the ground floor, which means only big-name retailers (boring) can afford the absurd, astronomical rent. This makes a neighborhood as dull as dishwater. Forget about local people trying to open a business!

So it’s just a commuter car?

You know, I was just gonna say that!

Or can’t they attach some temporary filter to make the emission less toxic?

Man, are you kidding with that first diagram? I’d rather pay full price.

Eggs are STILL expensive!

It’s time for Tim and his inner circle to hold a seance and ask Jobs what he would do.

Vista was THE worst. I’m liking Windows 10 with the current upgrade.

Can’t blame it on China this time!

Keeper of the Crypt.

Slow news day?