Are you sure you covered everything? ;-)

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

Let’s not forget that also under the current administration we have had the parkland high school shooting and 600+ people shot at a country music concert in Las Vegas. Primarily white people too. Nothing done. 26 kids shot in Sandy Hook a few years ago? The reaction? Fake news conspiracy theories by gun nuts and no…

Pretty sure Amazon is sending an AI robot to find you now.

“Dude Wipes” are actually a thing?? i bet they are packaged and black and come scented in “mountain man” or “fresh off the construction site”.

Agreed, but we also have “Dude Wipes” now, so...I guess that’s progress? Anyway, the super committed “no homo” douchebags are the ones who aren’t even using toilet paper properly, so I’d just rather pretend that segment of the population doesn’t exist.

I actually think a lot of the resistance is of the “no homo” variety.

I have a feeling that a lot of the supposed stigma around bidet use in the U.S. is overblown, considering how they’re often considered luxury items and everyone secretly envies the rich and their toys. I’ve never used a bidet but if someone gave me one for free, I’d probably fall in love.

Yeah, Republicans used to be the party of professionals. Professional jackasses today.

It’s this sort of thing that is really telling about republican voters.

Exactly. The boomers have fucked up in parenting the Millenials. They created the monsters, and now vilify them.

Try cutting a rainbow flag decal into strips, and pasting it along the bottom of a homophobe's bumper. Especially if he's young and hot. Hilarity ensues.

the best prank I ever pulled on a friend was wiring the brake light switch to the horn.

Meetup.com is a great way to meet new people with similar interests. If there is not a group for your interest you can always start one.

Not necessarily. You can be doing the best you can for yourself & your family and still get hit with truly unlucky things that are out of the blue.

TANGENT WARNING!!! TANGENT WARNING!!!

What this doesn't explain are the folks who win two lottery jackpots.