Would I be wrong if I stated that Apple is the North Korea of software companies?

G  R  O  S  S  .

Why would you do that anyway?  For God’s sake, have some self-control!!!!!!

Poor cats.  Always getting blamed for everything!

Hold the bitters and put in two maraschino cherries and I’ll be happy. Please don’t shake the Manhattan—STIR before pouring.

Where in Chrome can you see an actual list of your extensions so that you can delete them?

What’s a “volte”?

Surf’s up!

Perhaps the black monolith told the puppy to fetch the bone.

Damn--great argument for going vegan!!!

I went to high school with a guy whose nickname was “Fu” (Foo). His real name was Matt. He was also tall and quite heavy in appearance. One day in the cafeteria, he came and sat down at my table. I greeted him with “Hi Fat!” Talk about a Freudian slip!!!

The original RAZR (c. 2003) was such a cool phone. I’d like to take a look at the new one.  Perhaps the Pre will appear again?

Please... I just ate lunch!

I already done did it!

Profits over people—that’s the American way.

I know it’s Mars, dimwit.  Just didn’t understand what the fuss was all about.

Stay off the friggin’ sidewalks!!!!!

Ho hum... just another day in America.

This man looks freakin’ nuts!

What’s so stunning about the photo?  Am I missing something?